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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

I'm standing there going, "Oh my God, I've got two choices.I can either clean myself off,...

I'm standing there going, "Oh my God, I've got two choices.
I can either clean myself off, or risk my wife coming in
and seeing this disaster, which she doesn't deserve." So, I do the second choice

Full Transcript

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I'm standing there
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going, "Oh my God, I've got two choices. I can either clean myself off,
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or risk my wife coming in and seeing this disaster,
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which she doesn't deserve."
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So, I do the second choice.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:18
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.