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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Janeane, you should be president."I'm not doing that shit." Oh my God, wait a...

Janeane, you should be president.
"I'm not doing that shit." Oh my God, wait a minute.
That's how she'll win

Full Transcript

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Janeane, you should be president. "I'm not doing that shit."
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Oh my God, wait a minute. That's how she'll win.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:58
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Think of how Gen X thinks. Like, "That's exactly the attitude we need." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Think of how Gen X thinks. Like, "That's exactly t...
We'll love her even more. CNN will have a ticker on the bottom of the screen, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:14
We'll love her even more. CNN will have a ticker on the...
And then we'll die, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
And then we'll die,
That would drive anybody... He's actually handling it better than I would. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
That would drive anybody... He's actually handling it b...
If I had a fucking podcast about knitting - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
If I had a fucking podcast about knitting
And Joe would be like, "Patton went fucking nuts. Oh my God." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
And Joe would be like, "Patton went fucking nuts. Oh my...
Pretend you're Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
Pretend you're Jeff Goldblum in The Fly,
"Oh. My farts smell like old books." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
"Oh. My farts smell like old books."
"Day 17. Takes longer to stop peeing than it does to pee." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
"Day 17. Takes longer to stop peeing than it does to pe...
Foot, all of it, it's all coming apart. But you know what? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Foot, all of it, it's all coming apart. But you know wh...
Last year, last November, I had to have some - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Last year, last November, I had to have some
And I'm gonna tell you the story. I'm gonna use a little AP English zhoosh - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
And I'm gonna tell you the story. I'm gonna use a ...
I had to have some minor surgery, the kind of surgery that, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
I had to have some minor surgery, the kind of surgery that,
So... And I'm worried. Still Covid. "Oh my God, what if I get an infection?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
So... And I'm worried. Still Covid. "Oh my God, wh...
On the day of the operation, I summoned a car with my phone. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
On the day of the operation, I summoned a car with my phone.
Doctor met me, showed me all the cleanliness protocols they had. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Doctor met me, showed me all the cleanliness protocols they ...
He said, "This surgery, we've refined it." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
He said, "This surgery, we've refined it."
He goes, "You are fine." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
He goes, "You are fine."
And when I got home, I had a device - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
And when I got home, I had a device
When I left the hospital, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:29
When I left the hospital,