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Not only are buffets gonna come back
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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Not only are buffets gonna come back, they're gonna come backwith this weird, own-the-libs...

Not only are buffets gonna come back, they're gonna come back
with this weird, own-the-libs vengeance

Full Transcript

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Not only are buffets gonna come back,
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they're gonna come back with this weird, own-the-libs vengeance.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:37
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
"Come on down to Captain Covid's Alpha Males Only buffet!" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
"Come on down to Captain Covid's Alpha Males Only ...
"You the kind of left-wing soy boy - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:13
"You the kind of left-wing soy boy
"You show us proof you ain't been vaccinated, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
"You show us proof you ain't been vaccinated,
I was listening to '70s on 7 on the way here. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I was listening to '70s on 7 on the way here.
Do you like '90s music? Guess what you hit. Number nine! - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Do you like '90s music? Guess what you hit. Number nine...
Why did those three channels get moved - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Why did those three channels get moved
'40s, '50s, '60s. Those listeners are dropping like... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
'40s, '50s, '60s. Those listeners are droppin...
Three World War II veterans and a couple of contrarian hipsters. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Three World War II veterans and a couple of contrarian hipst...
And we can laugh and enjoy it, but hey, during our lifetimes, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
And we can laugh and enjoy it, but hey, during our lifetimes...
That's how you can track how the generations are dying, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
That's how you can track how the generations are dying,
I hope when they do that, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:13
I hope when they do that,
You couldn't do "Patchouli Oil and Love Beads," or whatever? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You couldn't do "Patchouli Oil and Love Beads,&quo...
Give the '70s channel a name emblematic of the decade. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
Give the '70s channel a name emblematic of the decade.
You know, "Your Mother and I Are Separating Radio." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
You know, "Your Mother and I Are Separating Radio."...
And then the '90s channel could just be... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
And then the '90s channel could just be...
That was Abra Moore's "Four-Leaf Clover" on... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That was Abra Moore's "Four-Leaf Clover" on.....
- I live in Colorado Springs. - You live in Colorado Springs? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
- I live in Colorado Springs. - You live in Colorado Springs...
Okay, glad I got that straight. It wasn't a problem. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Okay, glad I got that straight. It wasn't a problem.
Thank God. Okay. Guys, it wasn't a problem. It's cool. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Thank God. Okay. Guys, it wasn't a problem. It's c...
You are serving your community. You are helping children. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You are serving your community. You are helping children.