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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

"Oh, he'll be here tomorrow." "Oh, he'll bein his little workout outfit." "He'll probably...

"Oh, he'll be here tomorrow." "Oh, he'll be
in his little workout outfit." "He'll probably put
a little playlist on his iPhone." "Yeah." "He's a Gen X-er in his fifties." "I bet it'll be all early '80s
New Wave pop." "That's how he's gonna get thin.
Nostalgia." "He'll hop up on you, start jumping up and down
like a gibbon full of Skittles."

Full Transcript

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"Oh, he'll be here tomorrow."
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"Oh, he'll be in his little workout outfit."
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"He'll probably put a little playlist on his iPhone."
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"Yeah."
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"He's a Gen X-er in his fifties."
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"I bet it'll be all early '80s New Wave pop."
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"That's how he's gonna get thin. Nostalgia."
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"He'll hop up on you,
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start jumping up and down like a gibbon full of Skittles."
Duration
27 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:44
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.