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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Pretty much nothing is private.- Pretty much nothing is private

Pretty much nothing is private.
- Pretty much nothing is private

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Duration
4 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:17
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Oh my God, have you ever... Okay, when you were growing up, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
Oh my God, have you ever... Okay, when you were growing up,
Have you done searches of old bullies' names and stuff like that? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Have you done searches of old bullies' names and stuff ...
What, uh... What do you... What areas do you educate in? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
What, uh... What do you... What areas do you educate in?
I help high schoolers, um, access free college credit. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I help high schoolers, um, access free college credit.
Does the sleeve tattoo help break the ice when they're like, "She's cool"? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Does the sleeve tattoo help break the ice when they're ...
"Let's get you some fucking credit - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
"Let's get you some fucking credit
And then he can get you, like, free credit card shit and everything. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And then he can get you, like, free credit card shit and eve...
Couldn't he use his cybersecurity to get kids free college credit? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Couldn't he use his cybersecurity to get kids free coll...
That's it. You have way more self-confidence than I will ever have. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
That's it. You have way more self-confidence than I wil...
You work in Boulder. Live in Denver, work in Boulder. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
You work in Boulder. Live in Denver, work in Boulder.
Probably could. Hang on. What is your specific job at the grocery store? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Probably could. Hang on. What is your specific job at the gr...
You seem amazed - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
You seem amazed
Are you asking me? You seem to be like, "I sell light..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
Are you asking me? You seem to be like, "I sell light.....
You're like, "I-I sell light bulbs?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You're like, "I-I sell light bulbs?"
You're a lighting salesman, so you stay in your house. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
You're a lighting salesman, so you stay in your house.
You call people up or get on the internet with them? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
You call people up or get on the internet with them?
So you get on Zoom calls with them, and go, "Really quick, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
So you get on Zoom calls with them, and go, "Really qui...
Okay. You two are delightful, and you are not a superhero team. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Okay. You two are delightful, and you are not a superhero te...
There's a guy who works at a Trader... Doesn't quite know what he does there. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
There's a guy who works at a Trader... Doesn't qui...
Another guy gets on Zoom calls and sells light bulbs. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
Another guy gets on Zoom calls and sells light bulbs.