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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Standing five feet behind her, 'cause the energy I was giving off was, "I can't do...

Standing five feet behind her, 'cause the energy I was giving off was, "I can't do nothing
when she gets like this." "I... I tried to get her
to go to the nervous hospital, see?" "She said she'd burn the house down." "She's killed
so many Amazon delivery drivers." "I can't dig no more holes in the desert.
Please just run!"

Full Transcript

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Standing five feet behind her,
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'cause the energy I was giving off was,
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"I can't do nothing when she gets like this."
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"I... I tried to get her to go to the nervous hospital, see?"
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"She said she'd burn the house down."
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"She's killed so many Amazon delivery drivers."
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"I can't dig no more holes in the desert. Please just run!"
Duration
21 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:38
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.