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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

That was cute and dark at the same time

That was cute and dark at the same time

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That was cute and dark
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at the same time.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:08
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Oh, it's a 1980s Tom Hanks movie. All right. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Oh, it's a 1980s Tom Hanks movie. All right.
And then, by day, he patrols the Internet. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And then, by day, he patrols the Internet.
At night, it's Slippery Nipples for secretaries, right? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
At night, it's Slippery Nipples for secretaries, right?
What, uh... So you're a bartender, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
What, uh... So you're a bartender,
What's the scariest thing you've learned so far - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
What's the scariest thing you've learned so far
How close are we to some huge hack attack - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
How close are we to some huge hack attack
- Pretty much nothing is private. - Pretty much nothing is private. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
- Pretty much nothing is private. - Pretty much nothing is p...
Oh my God, have you ever... Okay, when you were growing up, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
Oh my God, have you ever... Okay, when you were growing up,
Have you done searches of old bullies' names and stuff like that? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Have you done searches of old bullies' names and stuff ...
What, uh... What do you... What areas do you educate in? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
What, uh... What do you... What areas do you educate in?
I help high schoolers, um, access free college credit. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I help high schoolers, um, access free college credit.
Does the sleeve tattoo help break the ice when they're like, "She's cool"? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Does the sleeve tattoo help break the ice when they're ...
"Let's get you some fucking credit - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
"Let's get you some fucking credit
And then he can get you, like, free credit card shit and everything. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And then he can get you, like, free credit card shit and eve...
Couldn't he use his cybersecurity to get kids free college credit? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Couldn't he use his cybersecurity to get kids free coll...
That's it. You have way more self-confidence than I will ever have. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
That's it. You have way more self-confidence than I wil...
You work in Boulder. Live in Denver, work in Boulder. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
You work in Boulder. Live in Denver, work in Boulder.
Probably could. Hang on. What is your specific job at the grocery store? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Probably could. Hang on. What is your specific job at the gr...
You seem amazed - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
You seem amazed
Are you asking me? You seem to be like, "I sell light..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
Are you asking me? You seem to be like, "I sell light.....