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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

That's not... What I'm saying is that is going to blow upin my face someday

That's not... What I'm saying is that is going to blow up
in my face someday

Full Transcript

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That's not... What I'm saying is
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that is going to blow up in my face someday.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:45
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70,
I'll be like, "I don't think people should fuck their clones." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
I'll be like, "I don't think people should fu...
"No wait, I'm pro-trans." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
"No wait, I'm pro-trans."
"When I grew up, you didn't jerk off in a test tube - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"When I grew up, you didn't jerk off in a test tub...
Uh, if you're an oppressed minority, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:13
Uh, if you're an oppressed minority,
That's when you know... The trans community really broke through - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
That's when you know... The trans community really brok...
But either way, that means in the future, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:26
But either way, that means in the future,
Goddamn, these last six years. Holy shit. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Goddamn, these last six years. Holy shit.
I was in such a panic in 2016, then all the subsequent years, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
I was in such a panic in 2016, then all the subsequent years...
It isn't. It's bad right now, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
It isn't. It's bad right now,
It was the boomers' last temper tantrum. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
It was the boomers' last temper tantrum.
The boomers' last temper tantrum. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
The boomers' last temper tantrum.
Every time a generation gets old, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
Every time a generation gets old,
This has happened before. The greatest generation... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
This has happened before. The greatest generation...
The greatest generation, oh my God, fought the Nazis, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
The greatest generation, oh my God, fought the Nazis,
Hair turned gray, dick didn't work anymore, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Hair turned gray, dick didn't work anymore,
Punk music, they don't know what's going on. "Fuck this." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Punk music, they don't know what's going on. "...
They were on the cutting edge of sex, rock and roll, rebellion... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
They were on the cutting edge of sex, rock and roll, rebelli...
They owned youth, and then they got fucking old. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
They owned youth, and then they got fucking old.
Now they're, "Oh my God, I'm about to die. What the fuck is going on?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
Now they're, "Oh my God, I'm about to die. Wh...