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The first and most important part was I turned 53
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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

The first and most important part wasI turned 53

The first and most important part was
I turned 53

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The first and most important part was I turned 53.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:08
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Once you get past 50, everything's fatal. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Once you get past 50, everything's fatal.
I... When I was in my twenties, I would walk into propellers - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
I... When I was in my twenties, I would walk into propellers
And now if a pine cone falls near me, my spine implodes. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And now if a pine cone falls near me, my spine implodes.
Broke my foot, and then the day after... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Broke my foot, and then the day after...
Uh, the day after I broke my foot, Glenn Howerton, my friend Glenn Howerton... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Uh, the day after I broke my foot, Glenn Howerton, my friend...
...who is almost 50, but for this bit he's over 50. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
...who is almost 50, but for this bit he's over 50.
I needed to... Come on, who cares about logic? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I needed to... Come on, who cares about logic?
He broke his collarbone. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
He broke his collarbone.
So I called him up, gave him a little solidarity, a little support. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
So I called him up, gave him a little solidarity, a little s...
"Hey, man. I broke my foot." "What happened?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
"Hey, man. I broke my foot." "What happened?&...
I think... I think somebody slammed a door near him, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
I think... I think somebody slammed a door near him,
And then he told his wife, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
And then he told his wife,
A month after I broke my foot, Tony Hawk - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
A month after I broke my foot, Tony Hawk
In his warehouse, doing his verticals, landed it wrong. Broke his femur. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
In his warehouse, doing his verticals, landed it wrong. Brok...
He's like, "Looks like we're in the same boat, buddy." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
He's like, "Looks like we're in the same boat...
You just Jackie-Channed yourself into even more coolness. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You just Jackie-Channed yourself into even more coolness.
I slipped off a curb like someone's aunt that saw a bird. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I slipped off a curb like someone's aunt that saw a bir...
And the one weird thing that happened, 'cause when I did it - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:18
And the one weird thing that happened, 'cause when I di...
And it's really hurting, and then a car pulls up, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:22
And it's really hurting, and then a car pulls up,
What did I... Did she... "He's gonna kill himself. Pull over. Pull over." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
What did I... Did she... "He's gonna kill himself....