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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

We all hit crazy rock-bottomat the same time

We all hit crazy rock-bottom
at the same time

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We all hit crazy rock-bottom at the same time.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:27
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
My daughter's in the kitchen, and out of nowhere, she says, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:25
My daughter's in the kitchen, and out of nowhere, she s...
I have an app on my phone. You click it and can look at what the camera sees. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I have an app on my phone. You click it and can look at what...
What if it's a lost hippie wanting someone to hacky-sack with him? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
What if it's a lost hippie wanting someone to hacky-sac...
Could be a maniac, nude, with a bucket of chicken on his dick, holding a sword. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Could be a maniac, nude, with a bucket of chicken on his dic...
I don't know what's back... I just wanna be ready. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I don't know what's back... I just wanna be ready.
But the cameras aren't loading, and I'm waiting for it. Goddamn it. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
But the cameras aren't loading, and I'm waiting fo...
And then my wife - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
And then my wife
She's got a white summer dress on flowing in the wind, barefoot. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
She's got a white summer dress on flowing in the wind, ...
And she's holding a pink, aluminum baseball bat. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
And she's holding a pink, aluminum baseball bat.
And she has serious Manson girl energy coming off of her, like... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And she has serious Manson girl energy coming off of her, li...
"Look at that hot, hippie chick that I wanna fuck and get murdered by." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"Look at that hot, hippie chick that I wanna fuck and g...
It takes me a second to realize what she's doing, then I go clomping after her, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
It takes me a second to realize what she's doing, then ...
Before I can turn the corner, I hear her screaming at him, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Before I can turn the corner, I hear her screaming at him,
The guy she's yelling at, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:18
The guy she's yelling at,
There was something wrong with our air conditioner. I... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
There was something wrong with our air conditioner. I...
I called our contractor - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:14
I called our contractor
My wife is now screaming at him, and she's just fucking... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
My wife is now screaming at him, and she's just fucking...
Just blazing Valkyrie, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Just blazing Valkyrie,
...when there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
...when there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie
...threatening to kill you, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
...threatening to kill you,