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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

What did I... Did she... "He's gonnakill himself. Pull over. Pull over." "Hey, don't give...

What did I... Did she... "He's gonna
kill himself. Pull over. Pull over." "Hey, don't give up." "Let me play this Peter Gabriel,
Kate Bush song. This'll really..." "Let's listen to this."

Full Transcript

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What did I... Did she... "He's gonna kill himself. Pull over. Pull over."
00:00:04.921 --> 00:00:06.089
"Hey, don't give up."
00:00:06.714 --> 00:00:09.926
"Let me play this Peter Gabriel, Kate Bush song. This'll really..."
00:00:10.003 --> 00:00:11.427
"Let's listen to this."
Duration
11 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:21
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Maybe that was just my face left over from the shutdown and the pandemic. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
Maybe that was just my face left over from the shutdown and ...
Because I didn't do the shutdown well at all. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Because I didn't do the shutdown well at all.
I planned an amazing... Remember when the shutdown happened? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I planned an amazing... Remember when the shutdown happened?
Supposed to stay home, and you had that little memory - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
Supposed to stay home, and you had that little memory
The list we all made. We all made the same list? Yes, you did. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
The list we all made. We all made the same list? Yes, you di...
All the great books you were gonna read. All the great books. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
All the great books you were gonna read. All the great books...
Oh my God, we couldn't wait to work on ourselves. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Oh my God, we couldn't wait to work on ourselves.
If I had actually followed the list that I made, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
If I had actually followed the list that I made,
When all of you walked in, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
When all of you walked in,
When you're done eating, you throw the plate down, it pops up into a frog. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
When you're done eating, you throw the plate down, it p...
Oh my God! Oh, the plans I had! - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Oh my God! Oh, the plans I had!
I ate Doritos for breakfast, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
I ate Doritos for breakfast,
And then I went crazier than a barn full of clown pubes. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And then I went crazier than a barn full of clown pubes.
That is what I did - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That is what I did
When I say, "Crazier than a barn full of clown pubes..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
When I say, "Crazier than a barn full of clown pubes......
Clowns have as much right to have a varied and experimental, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
Clowns have as much right to have a varied and experimental,
I'm saying the source of the crazy isn't the clown pubes. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I'm saying the source of the crazy isn't the clown...
It's the having the thought and then the follow-through - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
It's the having the thought and then the follow-through
If you just filled a barn with pubes, you've checked off the crazy box. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
If you just filled a barn with pubes, you've checked of...
But this person went, "I'm putting obstructions in my way." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
But this person went, "I'm putting obstructions in...