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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

What if it's a lost hippiewanting someone to hacky-sack with him?

What if it's a lost hippie
wanting someone to hacky-sack with him?

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What if it's a lost hippie wanting someone to hacky-sack with him?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:14
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Could be a maniac, nude, with a bucket of chicken on his dick, holding a sword. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Could be a maniac, nude, with a bucket of chicken on his dic...
I don't know what's back... I just wanna be ready. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I don't know what's back... I just wanna be ready.
But the cameras aren't loading, and I'm waiting for it. Goddamn it. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
But the cameras aren't loading, and I'm waiting fo...
And then my wife - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
And then my wife
She's got a white summer dress on flowing in the wind, barefoot. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
She's got a white summer dress on flowing in the wind, ...
And she's holding a pink, aluminum baseball bat. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
And she's holding a pink, aluminum baseball bat.
And she has serious Manson girl energy coming off of her, like... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And she has serious Manson girl energy coming off of her, li...
"Look at that hot, hippie chick that I wanna fuck and get murdered by." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"Look at that hot, hippie chick that I wanna fuck and g...
It takes me a second to realize what she's doing, then I go clomping after her, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
It takes me a second to realize what she's doing, then ...
Before I can turn the corner, I hear her screaming at him, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Before I can turn the corner, I hear her screaming at him,
The guy she's yelling at, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:18
The guy she's yelling at,
There was something wrong with our air conditioner. I... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
There was something wrong with our air conditioner. I...
I called our contractor - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:14
I called our contractor
My wife is now screaming at him, and she's just fucking... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
My wife is now screaming at him, and she's just fucking...
Just blazing Valkyrie, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Just blazing Valkyrie,
...when there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
...when there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie
...threatening to kill you, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
...threatening to kill you,
This guy was going, "Who's anybody really, man? Like..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
This guy was going, "Who's anybody really, man? Li...
Now she's got both hands on the bat. She's gonna swing on the guy. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Now she's got both hands on the bat. She's gonna s...
He started saying, "My name is Michael. Your guy Steve sent me here to figure..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:18
He started saying, "My name is Michael. Your guy Steve ...