When I left the hospital, the doctor said, "There's a certain bodily function, that you're...
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When I left the hospital, the doctor said, "There's a certain bodily function, that you're used to doing every day." "And for the next few days, you're not gonna do it." "And then, after three or four days, all of a sudden, you will do it." "But the first time you do it, it will be doing you."
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When I left the hospital,
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the doctor said,
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"There's a certain bodily function,
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that you're used to doing every day."
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"And for the next few days,
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you're not gonna do it."
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"And then, after three or four days,
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all of a sudden,
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you will do it."
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"But the first time you do it,
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it will be doing you."
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Movie Summary
Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
