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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

When there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie holding a vagina-colored piece of metal

when there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie holding a vagina-colored piece of metal

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...when there is a blazing-eyed Valkyrie
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holding a vagina-colored piece of metal...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:44
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
...threatening to kill you, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
...threatening to kill you,
This guy was going, "Who's anybody really, man? Like..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
This guy was going, "Who's anybody really, man? Li...
Now she's got both hands on the bat. She's gonna swing on the guy. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Now she's got both hands on the bat. She's gonna s...
He started saying, "My name is Michael. Your guy Steve sent me here to figure..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:18
He started saying, "My name is Michael. Your guy Steve ...
I'm sure he was driving home going, "That poor bastard. Oh my God." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
I'm sure he was driving home going, "That poor bas...
A lot of you hear the story and go, "That's not very manly of you." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
A lot of you hear the story and go, "That's not ve...
I say that our timing and placement - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
I say that our timing and placement
'Cause remember he never got scared when she was screaming at him? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
'Cause remember he never got scared when she was scream...
He just kept going, "I..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
He just kept going, "I..."
Gorgeous Valkyrie, vagina-colored metal, screaming. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Gorgeous Valkyrie, vagina-colored metal, screaming.
And also, again, the energy she's giving off is - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
And also, again, the energy she's giving off is
Standing five feet behind her, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:21
Standing five feet behind her,
I'm doing some poses that we can freeze for the Netflix save screen. A little... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I'm doing some poses that we can freeze for the Netflix...
That's not a bit in the special, but if you're watching Netflix, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
That's not a bit in the special, but if you're wat...
Thank you. It's also sad that gets applause at this point, isn't it? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Thank you. It's also sad that gets applause at this poi...
You get applause for taking the most basic care of your health? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You get applause for taking the most basic care of your heal...
That's like me going, "Folks, I wipe after I shit. Thank..." No. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That's like me going, "Folks, I wipe after I shit....
People. No. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
People. No.
I'm no... I'm no hero now. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I'm no... I'm no hero now.
It's the lumberjacks who cut down the trees - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
It's the lumberjacks who cut down the trees