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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

You seem amazed at hearing that you're workingat a grocery store coming out of you

You seem amazed at hearing that you're working
at a grocery store coming out of you

Full Transcript

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You seem amazed
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at hearing that you're working at a grocery store coming out of you.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:38
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Are you asking me? You seem to be like, "I sell light..." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
Are you asking me? You seem to be like, "I sell light.....
You're like, "I-I sell light bulbs?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You're like, "I-I sell light bulbs?"
You're a lighting salesman, so you stay in your house. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
You're a lighting salesman, so you stay in your house.
You call people up or get on the internet with them? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
You call people up or get on the internet with them?
So you get on Zoom calls with them, and go, "Really quick, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
So you get on Zoom calls with them, and go, "Really qui...
Okay. You two are delightful, and you are not a superhero team. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Okay. You two are delightful, and you are not a superhero te...
There's a guy who works at a Trader... Doesn't quite know what he does there. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
There's a guy who works at a Trader... Doesn't qui...
Another guy gets on Zoom calls and sells light bulbs. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
Another guy gets on Zoom calls and sells light bulbs.
I think you have a weird OnlyFans. You're just covering for it now. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I think you have a weird OnlyFans. You're just covering...
You don't really sell light bulbs. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You don't really sell light bulbs.
- It's the DC Universe. - Oh, DC Universe. Very... Oh... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
- It's the DC Universe. - Oh, DC Universe. Very... Oh.....
You know, doctor, lawyer, cybersecurity, educator, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
You know, doctor, lawyer, cybersecurity, educator,
Be woke. Be open-minded. Just don't pat yourself on the back, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Be woke. Be open-minded. Just don't pat yourself on the...
Everyone getting cancelled now for not being woke - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
Everyone getting cancelled now for not being woke
I'm very pro-trans, very pro-gay marriage, gay rights, and pro-abor... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I'm very pro-trans, very pro-gay marriage, gay rights, ...
That's not... What I'm saying is - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That's not... What I'm saying is
I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70,
I'll be like, "I don't think people should fuck their clones." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
I'll be like, "I don't think people should fu...
"No wait, I'm pro-trans." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
"No wait, I'm pro-trans."
"When I grew up, you didn't jerk off in a test tube - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"When I grew up, you didn't jerk off in a test tub...