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Two English comic book geeks traveling across the U.S. encounter an alien outside Area 51.

Director: Greg Mottola
Writer: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $37,412,945
Released: 18 Mar 2011
Awards: 2 wins & 9 nominations

123 video clips

The Big GuyAgent ZoilClive GollingsGraeme WillyPaulSteven SpielbergTara WaltonRuth BuggsState TrooperGas Station AttendantHaggardMoses BuggsO'reillyAdam ShadowchildSword VendorYoung Tara
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Where are the other two - Paul 01:18 Where are the other two How come l can understand you - Paul 00:09 How come l can understand you Motherfucking titty sucking two balled bitch - Paul 00:06 Motherfucking titty sucking two balled bitch Are you an alien - Paul 00:12 Are you an alien Okay Steven how about cellular revivification - Paul 00:27 Okay Steven how about cellular revivification Hello Pleasure to meet you boys - Paul 00:10 Hello Pleasure to meet you boys Yo fucknuts - Paul 00:06 Yo fucknuts What's the matter Clive - Paul 00:14 What's the matter Clive Lt's ringing - Paul 00:36 Lt's ringing Ruth Get away from her you bitch - Paul 00:05 Ruth Get away from her you bitch This is America Kidnapping a Christian That's worse than harboring a fugitive - Paul 00:06 This is America Kidnapping a Christian That's worse... Fuckeroo That was the best titty farting sleep l have ever had - Paul 00:22 Fuckeroo That was the best titty farting sleep l have ever... You gonna draw me like one of your French girls Jack - Paul 00:05 You gonna draw me like one of your French girls Jack Where are you boys from - Paul 00:35 Where are you boys from Stand down or l am authorized to use deadly force - Paul 00:14 Stand down or l am authorized to use deadly force They're going to rape us and break our arms - Paul 00:05 They're going to rape us and break our arms The world is 4 000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design - Paul 00:08 The world is 4 000 years old and can only be the product of... Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk - Paul 00:08 Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk L'm hungry We should cook up some sausages - Paul 00:22 L'm hungry We should cook up some sausages So everything that l have been told my whole life - Paul 00:17 So everything that l have been told my whole life L don't have my toothbrush - Paul 00:09 L don't have my toothbrush You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream - Paul 00:05 You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great... What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus - Paul 00:16 What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our... Let me see this What is this nerd porn - Paul 00:18 Let me see this What is this nerd porn L really liked this T shirt - Paul 00:04 L really liked this T shirt You bet your hairy love eggs we are - Paul 00:05 You bet your hairy love eggs we are So what happens if you get caught - Paul 00:31 So what happens if you get caught What was it like - Paul 00:07 What was it like Sorry you got killed by my dad That's fine - Paul 00:10 Sorry you got killed by my dad That's fine Well a wise man said - Paul 00:12 Well a wise man said Agent Mulder was right - Paul 00:06 Agent Mulder was right Three tits That's awesome - Paul 00:04 Three tits That's awesome Did l ever These are my friends - Paul 00:06 Did l ever These are my friends Shit l'd shoot you now if l didn't get off on the idea - Paul 00:15 Shit l'd shoot you now if l didn't get off on the... Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild - Paul 00:04 Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild That's not ours - Paul 00:07 That's not ours You guys partake - Paul 00:18 You guys partake This is like Deliverance - Paul 00:03 This is like Deliverance You know you're a grown man right - Paul 00:09 You know you're a grown man right Seeing as how l'm the one holding all the cards - Paul 00:10 Seeing as how l'm the one holding all the cards Do we have any sausages Uh - Paul 00:06 Do we have any sausages Uh Look Tara - Paul 00:37 Look Tara That there is the Black Vampire - Paul 00:36 That there is the Black Vampire What do you think you're gonna dream about - Paul 00:11 What do you think you're gonna dream about Get your own alien - Paul 00:03 Get your own alien One crashed and burned the otherjust burned - Paul 00:05 One crashed and burned the otherjust burned So there's no heaven No hell no right no wrong no sin - Paul 00:35 So there's no heaven No hell no right no wrong no sin Please welcome to the stage Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy - Paul 00:12 Please welcome to the stage Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy Don't tell me You're a writer - Paul 00:05 Don't tell me You're a writer Ain't that a bag of tits - Paul 00:03 Ain't that a bag of tits No no lt's a legal thing - Paul 00:04 No no lt's a legal thing Don't you put those queer eyes on me - Paul 00:04 Don't you put those queer eyes on me Bagels and coffee - Paul 00:04 Bagels and coffee Haggard Zoil - Paul 00:33 Haggard Zoil L told you it's not fat it's power - Paul 00:04 L told you it's not fat it's power Boring conversation anyway - Paul 00:06 Boring conversation anyway Oh my weed - Paul 00:05 Oh my weed Ha Three tits That's awesome - Paul 00:05 Ha Three tits That's awesome Reese's Pieces Yes - Paul 00:07 Reese's Pieces Yes Yeah right Healing - Paul 00:10 Yeah right Healing But don't worry l got it all under - Paul 00:06 But don't worry l got it all under Get your fucking fingers out of there lf l get a jorph infection you're dead - Paul 00:05 Get your fucking fingers out of there lf l get a jorph... Eyes forward butthorn - Paul 00:05 Eyes forward butthorn Go on then Paul - Paul 00:09 Go on then Paul Oh God Graeme drive faster Go away Dad - Paul 00:05 Oh God Graeme drive faster Go away Dad Oh my weed - Paul 00:05 Oh my weed Ruth Prayers - Paul 00:06 Ruth Prayers So weak - Paul 00:08 So weak Lucky guess - Paul 00:06 Lucky guess That was close - Paul 00:04 That was close So you guys look like you could do with a couple beers - Paul 00:04 So you guys look like you could do with a couple beers
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Cast

Young Tara - Mia Stallard
Graeme Willy - Simon Pegg
Clive Gollings - Nick Frost
Sword Vendor - Jeremy Owen
Adam Shadowchild - Jeffrey Tambor
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