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How come I can understand youAre you using some sort of neural language routerActually I'm speaking English you fucking idiot
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Paul

Actually I'm speaking English you fucking idiot!

Paul • 2011
Graeme Willy:
How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router?Paul:Actually I'm speaking English you fucking idiot!

Full Transcript

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How come I can understand you
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Are you using some sort of neural language router
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Actually I'm speaking English you fucking idiot
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
439
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:33
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Universal Pictures,Relativity Media,Working Title Films,Big Talk Studios

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Movie Summary

Two English comic book geeks traveling across the U.S. encounter an alien outside Area 51.

Actors

Simon Pegg
Graeme Willy
Simon Pegg
Seth Rogen
Paul
Seth Rogen
Zoil? What's happening? - He's gone. - Shit! Looks like he hitched a ride, too. - What do you mean? - Paul 00:59
Zoil? What's happening? - He's gone. - Shit! Looks...
Heads up. - Paul 00:11
Heads up.
I love pistachios. - Paul 01:01
I love pistachios.
Get your fucking fingers out of there lf l get a jorph infection you're dead - Paul 00:05
Get your fucking fingers out of there lf l get a jorph...
Paul. Paul? Okay, okay. This could be it. So, what are we looking for, again? I don't know. - Paul 00:11
Paul. Paul? Okay, okay. This could be it. So, what are we...
Who the hell is Adam ShadowchildHe wrote The Jupiter PraxisWhatJenny Starpepper and the Huge White GibbonHuhNight of the Moths - Paul 00:12
Who the hell is Adam ShadowchildHe wrote The Jupiter...
Let me see this What is this nerd pornNo that's Clive's It's my novelOkayHa Three tits That's awesomeYou guys should have given her four titsThat's just sickI was just saying - Paul 00:18
Let me see this What is this nerd pornNo that's...
Ha Three tits That's awesome - Paul 00:05
Ha Three tits That's awesome
I think it's pretty obvious what happened there, isn't it? - Paul 00:19
I think it's pretty obvious what happened there,...
What's the matter CliveThere is an alien in the kitchenette making bagels and coffeeDid you want tea No I don't want teaRight because tea is weird in America - Paul 00:13
What's the matter CliveThere is an alien in the...
Bagels and coffee - Paul 00:04
Bagels and coffee
What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anusApparently they don't do thatAnyone want one of theseEh Anyone Anyone - Paul 00:15
What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our...
Forty-eight, 49, 50. - Paul 00:07
Forty-eight, 49, 50.
- Where's the other one? - Paul 00:14
- Where's the other one?
You know you're a grown man rightProbably shave pay taxes have pubic hairAll of those things - Paul 00:09
You know you're a grown man rightProbably shave pay...
Hey! Reese's Pieces! Yes! Thank you. - Paul 00:07
Hey! Reese's Pieces! Yes! Thank you.
I heard there was a commotion on the road after Rachel. - Paul 00:26
I heard there was a commotion on the road after Rachel.
Three tits That's awesome - Paul 00:04
Three tits That's awesome
No, you go right ahead. - Paul 00:33
No, you go right ahead.
Where are you boys fromEngland EnglandI heard about England No gunsNot many Not reallyJust you know farmersHow are police supposed to shoot anybodyThey don't They try not toThat'll be 15 5820 Just keep the change and give it to charity or something - Paul 00:34
Where are you boys fromEngland EnglandI heard about England...