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I love pistachios. I hate it when you get a closed one, right? I usually just bite them. No. You don't do that at all. You tap them, if they don't openon their own, you throw them away. No, that's mussels. No, it's pistachios. - What the fuck?- Clive, stop it! What are you doing? What are you? He's okay. He's fine. He's friendly.His name's Paul. Aliens aren't called "Paul." Was that Klingon? You psychotic nerd! Paul is from a small M-class planet in the northern spiral armof the Andromeda Galaxy. Thank you. He looks too obvious. There's a reason for that, Clive. Over the last 60 years the human racehas been drip-fed images of my face on lunchboxes and T-shirts and shit. It's in case our species do meet,you don't have a fucking spaz attack! I did not have a spaz attack! - Don't do it again!- That's my fucking jorph. Get your fucking fingers out of there!If I get a jorph infection, you're dead! - Oh, my God!- Oh, shit!
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I love pistachios
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I hate it when you get a closed one right
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I usually just bite them
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No You don't do that at all
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You tap them if they don't open on their own you throw them away
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No that's mussels
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No it's pistachios
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What the fuck Clive stop it What are you doing
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What are you
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He's okay He's fine He's friendly His name's Paul
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Aliens aren't called Paul
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Was that Klingon You psychotic nerd
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Paul is from a small M class planet
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in the northern spiral arm of the Andromeda Galaxy
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Thank you
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He looks too obvious
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There's a reason for that Clive
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Over the last 60 years the human race has been drip fed images of my face
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on lunchboxes and T shirts and shit
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It's in case our species do meet you don't have a fucking spaz attack
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I did not have a spaz attack
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Don't do it again That's my fucking jorph
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Get your fucking fingers out of there If I get a jorph infection you're dead
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Oh my God Oh shit
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Movie Summary
Two English comic book geeks traveling across the U.S. encounter an alien outside Area 51.
