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They're going to rape us and break our armsI don't want my arms broken
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I don't want my arms broken

Paul • 2011
Clive Gollings:
They're going to rape us and break our arms!Graeme Willy:I don't want my arms broken

Full Transcript

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They're going to rape us and break our arms
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I don't want my arms broken
Available in 5 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
691
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:43
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Universal Pictures,Relativity Media,Working Title Films,Big Talk Studios

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Movie Summary

Two English comic book geeks traveling across the U.S. encounter an alien outside Area 51.

Actors

Nick Frost
Clive Gollings
Nick Frost
Simon Pegg
Graeme Willy
Simon Pegg
Don't let them get past! - Paul 00:06
Don't let them get past!
- It's not them! - Paul 00:10
- It's not them!
It's ringingI wouldn't do that if I were youPut the phone downOh fuck meWhat have you done to him I didn't do anything to him He faintedYeah but you made him faintYes But it's not like I set my phaser to FaintYou've got a phaser - Paul 00:34
It's ringingI wouldn't do that if I were youPut...
Are you an alienTo you I am yesAre you gonna probe usWhy does everyone always assume thatWhat am I doing Am I harvesting farts How much can I learn from an ass - Paul 00:12
Are you an alienTo you I am yesAre you gonna probe usWhy...
- Okay. - Okay! - Paul 00:14
- Okay. - Okay!
Doesn't this thing go any faster? - Paul 00:47
Doesn't this thing go any faster?
How come I can understand youAre you using some sort of neural language routerActually I'm speaking English you fucking idiot - Paul 00:08
How come I can understand youAre you using some sort of...
Zoil? What's happening? - He's gone. - Shit! Looks like he hitched a ride, too. - What do you mean? - Paul 00:59
Zoil? What's happening? - He's gone. - Shit! Looks...
Heads up. - Paul 00:11
Heads up.
I love pistachios. - Paul 01:01
I love pistachios.
Get your fucking fingers out of there lf l get a jorph infection you're dead - Paul 00:05
Get your fucking fingers out of there lf l get a jorph...
Paul. Paul? Okay, okay. This could be it. So, what are we looking for, again? I don't know. - Paul 00:11
Paul. Paul? Okay, okay. This could be it. So, what are we...
Who the hell is Adam ShadowchildHe wrote The Jupiter PraxisWhatJenny Starpepper and the Huge White GibbonHuhNight of the Moths - Paul 00:12
Who the hell is Adam ShadowchildHe wrote The Jupiter...
Let me see this What is this nerd pornNo that's Clive's It's my novelOkayHa Three tits That's awesomeYou guys should have given her four titsThat's just sickI was just saying - Paul 00:18
Let me see this What is this nerd pornNo that's...
Ha Three tits That's awesome - Paul 00:05
Ha Three tits That's awesome
I think it's pretty obvious what happened there, isn't it? - Paul 00:19
I think it's pretty obvious what happened there,...
What's the matter CliveThere is an alien in the kitchenette making bagels and coffeeDid you want tea No I don't want teaRight because tea is weird in America - Paul 00:13
What's the matter CliveThere is an alien in the...
Bagels and coffee - Paul 00:04
Bagels and coffee
What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anusApparently they don't do thatAnyone want one of theseEh Anyone Anyone - Paul 00:15
What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our...
Forty-eight, 49, 50. - Paul 00:07
Forty-eight, 49, 50.