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"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" quotes

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Security guard Paul Blart is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter Maya before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist - and it's up to Blart to apprehend the criminals.

Director: Andy Fickman
Writer: Kevin James, Nick Bakay
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, family
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 13/100
ImdbRating: 4.4
BoxOffice: $71,038,190
Released: 17 Apr 2015
Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations

96 video clips

Paul BlartHenkDivina MartinezEduardo FurtilloMaya BlartVincent SofelKhan MubiMindy
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Great So am I - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:03 Great So am I Always bet on Blart - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:05 Always bet on Blart He accused me of hitting on him - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:12 He accused me of hitting on him I'm actually dating someone - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:17 I'm actually dating someone Maya Security is a mission - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:10 Maya Security is a mission We need to establish motive Do you have a lot of money - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:10 We need to establish motive Do you have a lot of money It's a bad day to be bad people - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:11 It's a bad day to be bad people Look Dad you're gonna have to get used to the fact that I'm a big girl now - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:18 Look Dad you're gonna have to get used to the fact that... Are you okay Nope - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:09 Are you okay Nope The road of life is hard - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:13 The road of life is hard See Vincent I'm fiercely independent - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:09 See Vincent I'm fiercely independent You have your own superhero - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:13 You have your own superhero I don't know sunflowers That's a van Gogh you idiot - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:11 I don't know sunflowers That's a van Gogh you... Well think about it this way - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:26 Well think about it this way Holy crawfish - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:03 Holy crawfish We are trained to detect deter observe and report - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 00:24 We are trained to detect deter observe and report A little too much club. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 A little too much club. A mall. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 A mall. All right. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 All right. Always bet on Blart - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Always bet on Blart Are you okay Nope - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Are you okay Nope Could you press one, please? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Could you press one, please? Dad. Come on. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Dad. Come on. Didn't see it. Didn't see it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Didn't see it. Didn't see it. Do you have any identification? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Do you have any identification? Do not look down! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Do not look down! Five more minutes, Vincent, and then we are done. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Five more minutes, Vincent, and then we are done. Get out of here! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Get out of here! Get out of here. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Get out of here. Got it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Got it. Have sweet mercy! Oh, my! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Have sweet mercy! Oh, my! He accused me of hitting on him - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 He accused me of hitting on him - Hey! Can you help us? - Absolutely. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Hey! Can you help us? - Absolutely. Hey. Dad? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Hey. Dad? Hold on, Paul! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Hold on, Paul! Holy crawfish - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Holy crawfish I don't know sunflowers That's a van Gogh you idiot - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 I don't know sunflowers That's a van Gogh you... I hurt my neck, I hurt my neck. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 I hurt my neck, I hurt my neck. I know you've lost a lot lately, and you're scared, - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 I know you've lost a lot lately, and you're scared... Sugar. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Sugar. I think I can short this and get us out of here. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 I think I can short this and get us out of here. Turns out I am giving the keynote after all, - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Turns out I am giving the keynote after all, - Van Gogh is traveling. - Excellent. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Van Gogh is traveling. - Excellent. I'm actually dating someone - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 I'm actually dating someone It looks like we've come to a fork in the road. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 It looks like we've come to a fork in the road. It's a bad day to be bad people - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 It's a bad day to be bad people - Jackpot! - You nailed it! You nailed it! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Jackpot! - You nailed it! You nailed it! Look Dad you're gonna have to get used to the fact that I'm a big girl now - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Look Dad you're gonna have to get used to the fact that... Marbles. You can't run with these under your feet. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Marbles. You can't run with these under your feet. Maya? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Maya? Maya Security is a mission - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Maya Security is a mission My agents are highly trained professionals - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 My agents are highly trained professionals No, no, no! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 No, no, no! No! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 No! Not today, death! Not today! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Not today, death! Not today! Now, go. Have fun. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Now, go. Have fun. - Oh, no. - You couldn't stay out of the way, could you? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Oh, no. - You couldn't stay out of the way, could you... Okay, clear this place out. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Okay, clear this place out. - Okay, here we go. - Thanks. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Okay, here we go. - Thanks. Paul? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Paul? Pick it up. Pick it up before he ruins it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Pick it up. Pick it up before he ruins it. - Please, sir, please. - Just let us out. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Please, sir, please. - Just let us out. Saul! Help me! Help me! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Saul! Help me! Help me! Security's been breached. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Security's been breached. See, I thought I took all of you out, what... - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 See, I thought I took all of you out, what... See Vincent I'm fiercely independent - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 See Vincent I'm fiercely independent - Someone's messing with the shipment! - Radio. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - Someone's messing with the shipment! - Radio. Thank you, Officer Gundermutt. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Thank you, Officer Gundermutt. That doesn't sound like something that can be fixed here. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 That doesn't sound like something that can be fixed her... That got real. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 That got real. That was pretty valid, huh? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 That was pretty valid, huh? That's orange chicken. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 That's orange chicken. That's Paul Blart. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 That's Paul Blart. That's why you do it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 That's why you do it. The road of life is hard - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 The road of life is hard There is an audience out there of security professionals - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 There is an audience out there of security professionals There you are. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 There you are. There you go. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 There you go. This hotel is solid. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 This hotel is solid. This is nice. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 This is nice. Till the little boy, tears in his eyes, is tugging on your sleeve. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Till the little boy, tears in his eyes, is tugging on your s... Took care of some cop. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Took care of some cop. UP YOU go, missy. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 UP YOU go, missy. We are trained to detect deter observe and report - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 We are trained to detect deter observe and report We need to establish motive Do you have a lot of money - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 We need to establish motive Do you have a lot of money We'll never get to them on time. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 We'll never get to them on time. Well think about it this way - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Well think about it this way What is it that we all have in common? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 What is it that we all have in common? What's the latest, friend? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 What's the latest, friend?
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Cast

Paul Blart - Kevin James
Maya Blart - Raini Rodriguez
Vincent Sofel - Neal McDonough
Divina Martinez - Daniella Alonso
Eduardo Furtillo - Eduardo Verástegui
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