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"Paul Blart: Mall Cop" quotes

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When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.

Director: Steve Carr
Writer: Kevin James, Nick Bakay
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 39/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: $146,336,178
Released: 16 Jan 2009
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

88 video clips

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Well that is exactly what we want - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:04 Well that is exactly what we want All right You've all completed the written exam - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:17 All right You've all completed the written exam Now what are you trained to do - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:16 Now what are you trained to do I wish I had a bat I would bust you open see how much candy fell out - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:11 I wish I had a bat I would bust you open see how much candy... That lemonade is insane Yeah Paul - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09 That lemonade is insane Yeah Paul Yeah you and what army - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:10 Yeah you and what army Nobody wins with a head butt - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07 Nobody wins with a head butt Great Wait for me You know my mom always said - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:14 Great Wait for me You know my mom always said Okay next question Tell us about yourself - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:17 Okay next question Tell us about yourself I don't drink - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:05 I don't drink Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:19 Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass How about now - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07 How about now I set you on fire at the pancake festival - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07 I set you on fire at the pancake festival Hey you Scuba Dooby Doo - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09 Hey you Scuba Dooby Doo You too - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12 You too If you remember one thing from today it's this - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12 If you remember one thing from today it's this And it doesn't matter what you do - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:04 And it doesn't matter what you do Safety never takes a holiday - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:06 Safety never takes a holiday Yeah you heard me Never - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07 Yeah you heard me Never I really don't drink - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I really don't drink All right You've all completed the written exam - Paul Blart: Mall Cop All right You've all completed the written exam All righty. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop All righty. Amy, huh? What a coincidence. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Amy, huh? What a coincidence. Attention shoppers. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Attention shoppers. Bravo. That was awesome. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Bravo. That was awesome. Bye! You blinked! You blinked. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Bye! You blinked! You blinked. Closing time already. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Closing time already. Come on! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Come on! Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of ... Dear God! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Dear God! Follow me. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Follow me. Gary usually delivers the leftovers to the Mission. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Gary usually delivers the leftovers to the Mission. Great Wait for me You know my mom always said - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Great Wait for me You know my mom always said Here I go! No! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Here I go! No! Hey, Blart! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, Blart! Hey. Can I give you a lift? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey. Can I give you a lift? Hey, fellas! You looking for me? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, fellas! You looking for me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Can I have my codes now, please? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Can I have my codes now, please? - Hey. - Hi. Do you need something? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Hey. - Hi. Do you need something? Hey, I haven't heard back from Donner or Vixen. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, I haven't heard back from Donner or Vixen. Hey, you know where a men's room is? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, you know where a men's room is? Hey. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey. Hey, we're on the move. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, we're on the move. Hey, yo, Paul. Come here, man. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, yo, Paul. Come here, man. Hey, you. Scuba Dooby-Doo. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hey, you. Scuba Dooby-Doo. Hold it together. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Hold it together. I believe in magic! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I believe in magic! I don't know. Don't you think it's a little too, "Hey, look at me"? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I don't know. Don't you think it's a little t... I don't know what to say. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I don't know what to say. I got a newsflash for you. Your flight's been canceled. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I got a newsflash for you. Your flight's been canceled. I never finished high school. This is all I could get. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I never finished high school. This is all I could get. I don't drink - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I don't drink I set you on fire at the pancake festival - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I set you on fire at the pancake festival I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much cand... I wish I had a bat I would bust you open see how much candy fell out - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I wish I had a bat I would bust you open see how much candy... If it doesn't work out, you'll always have us. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop If it doesn't work out, you'll always have us. If you remember one thing from today it's this - Paul Blart: Mall Cop If you remember one thing from today it's this If something's gonna work, it would be the sloppy joe. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop If something's gonna work, it would be the sloppy joe. "If Veck gets the codes, he's taking us to Cayman Islands"? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop "If Veck gets the codes, he's taking us to Cayman ... I'm at the West Orange Pavilion Mall. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I'm at the West Orange Pavilion Mall. I'm Commander Kent. My team is deploying. I need this location secured. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I'm Commander Kent. My team is deploying. I need this l... I'm sorry it didn't work out, dear. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop I'm sorry it didn't work out, dear. Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass Maya. Hey. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Maya. Hey. Maya! Maya, get inside. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Maya! Maya, get inside. Nobody wins with a head butt - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Nobody wins with a head butt Now what are you trained to do - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Now what are you trained to do Oh, my God. Oh, God. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, God. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Oh, God. Oh, no. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Oh, no. Okay next question Tell us about yourself - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Okay next question Tell us about yourself Paul. Think, Paul. Think! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Paul. Think, Paul. Think! Reports are, they're inside the bank and they got hostages. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Reports are, they're inside the bank and they got hosta... Safety never takes a holiday - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Safety never takes a holiday Sugar. Sugar. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Sugar. Sugar. Surprised? I know. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Surprised? I know. That lemonade is insane Yeah Paul - Paul Blart: Mall Cop That lemonade is insane Yeah Paul Twist it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Twist it. Veck, six guys in standard formation, just like you said. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Veck, six guys in standard formation, just like you said. Veck. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Veck. We got a high roller. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop We got a high roller. What are you doing? Get down. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop What are you doing? Get down. What do you want me to say, Veck? You're smarter than me. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop What do you want me to say, Veck? You're smarter than m... Yeah you heard me Never - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Yeah you heard me Never Yeah you and what army - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Yeah you and what army You aren't gonna touch her, but you are gonna feel this. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop You aren't gonna touch her, but you are gonna feel this... You better run. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop You better run. You did good, Dad. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop You did good, Dad.

Cast

Paul Blart - Kevin James
Veck Simms - Keir O'Donnell
Amy - Jayma Mays
Maya - Raini Rodriguez
Mom - Shirley Knight
All Cast