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Confusing, right?

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Confusing, right? Cut yourself some slack. My first week riding on the job,I got lost...

Paul Blart: Mall Cop • 2009

Confusing, right? Cut yourself some slack. My first week riding on the job,I got lost behind the Sears. They found me later in the fetal position,sporting a full beard. I'm kidding. I can't grow a beard. My uncle can. Stay snug. Now, in the eventthat you approach an assailant, here's what I want you to do.You're gonna pull up, Ieft hip forward, placing your right handon your away hip thusly, giving the illusion that you have a gun.Which, of course, we both know you don't. Okay? But you know what we do have? Our voices! We have our voices. If you remember one thingfrom today, it's this. The mind is the only weaponthat doesn't need a holster. Right. Awesome.How long do we get for lunch? Half hour. But I eat in 20, which leaves mefive minutes for social time, five minutes to get refocused

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Confusing right Cut yourself some slack

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My first week riding on the job I got lost behind the Sears

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They found me later in the fetal position sporting a full beard

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I'm kidding I can't grow a beard

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My uncle can Stay snug

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Now in the event that you approach an assailant

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here's what I want you to do You're gonna pull up

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Ieft hip forward placing your right hand on your away hip thusly

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giving the illusion that you have a gun Which of course we both know

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you don't

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Okay But you know what we do have

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Our voices We have our voices

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If you remember one thing from today it's this

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The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster

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Right Awesome How long do we get for lunch

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Half hour But I eat in 20 which leaves me five minutes for social time

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five minutes to get refocused

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شيء مربك أليس كذلك

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إمنح نفسك قدرها أول أسبوع لي هنا تهت خلف الممرات

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ووجدوني لاحقا في حالة جفاف وعندي لحية كبيرة

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أنا أمازحك لا يمكنني تنمية اللحية لكن عم ي يستطيع هذا إنها مرهقة

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الا ن في حالة تواجهت مع مخر ب إليك ما ستفعله

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ستتوق ف تحني فخذك الأيسر للأمام وتضع يدك اليمنى على فخذك البعيد

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مما يمنح الشعور بأنك تملك مسدسا

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بالطبع كلانا يعلم بأنك لا تملكه

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حسنا لكن أتعلم ما نملك

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أصواتنا أصواتنا

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تذك ر شيئا مهما اليوم وهو هذا

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الدماغ هو السلاح الوحيد الذي لا يحتاج لــ قراب

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حسنا رائع كم مد ة الغداء هنا

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نصف ساعة لكنني أتناول طعامي خلال عشرين دقيقة مما يمنحني خمس دقائق لأجل العمل الإجتماعي

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وخمسة دقائق كي أستعيد تركيزي

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Déroutant hein T'inquiète pas

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À mes débuts je me suis perdu derrière Sears

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On m'a trouvé en position fœtale avec une barbe

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Je rigole Je peux pas avoir de barbe

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Mon oncle si T'éloigne pas

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Si tu es attaqué

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voilà ce que tu fais Tu t'arrêtes

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hanche gauche en avant tu mets ta main sur l'autre hanche

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pour faire croire que tu es armé On sait bien nous

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que tu n'as pas d'arme

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D'accord Mais tu sais ce qu'on a

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Nos voix

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Retiens au moins ça

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L'esprit est la seule arme qui n'a pas besoin d'étui

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Génial Combien de temps pour manger

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30 min Je mets 20 min j'ai 5 min pour discuter

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5 min pour me reconcentrer

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Verwirrend nicht wahr Lass dich nicht unterkriegen

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In meiner ersten Woche hab ich mich verirrt

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Man fand mich in Embryostellung mit Vollbart

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War nur Spaß Mir wächst keiner

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Meinem Onkel schon Bleib dran

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Also

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Solltest du dich einem Angreifer nähern mach Folgendes

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Du hältst an

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Linke Hüfte nach vorn fasst mit der rechten Hand

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an die abgewandte Hüfte

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So als hättest du ne Waffe

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Die hast du wie wir wissen natürlich nicht

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Aber was haben wir

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Unsere Stimmen

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Die haben wir

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Heute solltest du dir eins merken

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Der Verstand

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ist die einzige Waffe

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die kein Holster braucht

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Stark Wie lange ist Mittagspause

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30 Minuten Ich esse 20 verbringe 5 mit den Kollegen

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und 5 zur Konzentration

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Membingungkan bukan Jangan patah semangat

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Minggu pertama aku bekerja aku tersesat di belakang Sears

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Lalu mereka menemukannku dalam posisi meringkuk dan berjanggut

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Aku bercanda Aku tak berjanggut

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Pamanku bisa Tetaplah di dekatku

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Sekarang saat mendekati pelaku

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ini yang harus kau lakukan Kau akan berhenti

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Pinggul kiri ke depan letakkan tangan kanan di pinggul

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Seakan akan kau memiliki senjata api Yang tentu saja kita tahu

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bahwa kau tak memilikinya

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Paham Namun kau tahu apa yang kita miliki

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Suara kita Kita memiliki suara kita

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Ini satu hal yang akan kau ingat dari hari ini

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Pikiran adalah satu satunya senjata yang tak butuh sarung

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Benar Mengagumkan Berapa lama lagi makan siang

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Setengah jam Aku makan 20 menit 5 menit sisanya untuk bersosialisasi

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dan 5 menit untuk kembali berkonsentrasi

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Запутался Не бойся

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В первый день я вообще здесь потерялся

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Меня нашли на следующее день в подвале

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Шучу

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Я бы не заехал на ней в подвал За мной

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Так если ты кого то догоняешь

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разворачиваешься через левое плечо

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а правую заводишь назад как будто достаёшь пистолет

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но его нет

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Зато у нас есть

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Наш голос

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Помни

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Наш ум

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Единственное оружие не надо заряжать

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Отлично Сколько на обед

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Пол часа Но я ем за двадцать минут

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остается ещё 5 минут чтобы помочь людям и 5 минут на отдых

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Es confuso no No te desalientes

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En mi primera semana me perdí atrás de Sears

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Me encontraron en posición fetal con una barba larga

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Estoy bromeando No me sale barba

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A mi tío sí Quédate cerca

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Si necesitas acercarte a un asaltante

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haz lo siguiente Te paras junto a él

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cadera izquierda adelante pones tu mano en la cadera de atrás así

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como si trajeras pistola Aunque los dos sabemos que no

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Pero sabes qué sí tenemos

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Nuestras voces Nuestras voces

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Si recuerdas algo hoy recuerda esto

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La mente es la única arma que no necesita funda

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Claro Cuánto dura el almuerzo

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30 minutos Pero yo como en 20 converso 5

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y me vuelvo a concentrar

Available in 7 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:37

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.