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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Hey.-Hi. That was a little weird the other night, huh? Yeah, you know, it had its moments....

Paul Blart: Mall Cop • 2009

Hey.-Hi. That was a little weird the other night, huh? Yeah, you know, it had its moments. Yeah. Was one of themwhen I tried to make out with your purse? You see, alcohol instantly turns to sugarin the blood. And what happens is the capillaries

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Hey Hi

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That was

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a little weird the other night huh

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Yeah you know it had its moments Yeah

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Was one of them when I tried to make out with your purse

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You see alcohol instantly turns to sugar in the blood

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And what happens is the capillaries

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مرحبا

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كنت غريبا تلك الليلة أليس كذلك

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أجل كان هناك لحظات اجل

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هل كانت إحدى اللحظات عندما حاولت أن أعانق حقيبتك

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ما يحدث هو أن الكحول يتحول لسك ر في دمائي وما يحدث بعد هذا يكون من تأثيره

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Bonjour Salut

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C'était

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un peu bizarre hier soir non

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Oui par moments

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Par exemple quand j'ai essayé d'embrasser votre sac

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L'alcool se transforme en sucre dans le sang

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Alors les capillaires

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Das war

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ziemlich schräg gestern

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Ja manches schon ja

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Sie meinen als ich lhre Tasche geknutscht habe

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Wissen Sie Alkohol wird in Zucker umgewandelt

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und die Kapillargefäße

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Hei Hai

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Malam itu agak aneh ya

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Ya Ada beberapa yang aneh

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Apa salah satunya saat aku mencoba cium tasmu

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Kau tahu alkohol langsung berubah menjadi gula dalam darah

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Lalu yang terjadi adalah pemburu kapiler

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Привет Здравствуй

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Я странно себя вёл

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Да не много

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Помнишь как я целовал твою сумочку

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Алкоголь смешивается с кровью

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и получается

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Hola Hola

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Estuvo un poco raro

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lo de la otra noche no

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Sí tuvo sus momentos

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Uno fue cuando traté de besar tu bolso

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Verás el alcohol se vuelve azúcar en la sangre

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Y los vasos capilares

Available in 7 languages

Duration

23 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:00

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.