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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Hey, you know where a men's room is? I do.You're gonna want to go to Lord and Taylor. They...

Hey, you know where a men's room is? I do.You're gonna want to go to Lord and Taylor. They got 12 stalls and heated seats

Full Transcript

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Hey you know where a men's room is
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I do You're gonna want to go to Lord and Taylor
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They got 12 stalls and heated seats
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:28
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.
Okay, keep the balls in the pit, kids. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Okay, keep the balls in the pit, kids.
All righty. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:10
All righty.
Hey. Yeah, I know. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07
Hey. Yeah, I know.
That's not supposed to be here. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:13
That's not supposed to be here.
-Paul! -Hey. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:56
-Paul! -Hey.
That's it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:13
That's it.
I never finished high school. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:11
I never finished high school.
Confusing, right? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:56
Confusing, right?
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind...
Sir, I'm gonna need you to pull to the right. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:16
Sir, I'm gonna need you to pull to the right.
Driving kind of recklessly back there, sir. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:24
Driving kind of recklessly back there, sir.
You're pushing it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
You're pushing it.
Okay. This is adding up, sir. He'll be back. He'll be back. He'll be back. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Okay. This is adding up, sir. He'll be back. He'll...
-Hey. -Hi. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
-Hey. -Hi.
Is there something else? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:50
Is there something else?
Yeah, whatever. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:27
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, I gotta go. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07
Okay, I gotta go.
Look, I understand your sensitivity. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:36
Look, I understand your sensitivity.
You... She's got tremendous upper body strength. Backup! Backup! She's biting my neck. She's biting - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:18
You... She's got tremendous upper body strength....
Look, I know you're new here and all, but "backup" seems like a pretty universal term. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Look, I know you're new here and all, but...