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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Yeah... I don't drink

Paul Blart:
Yeah... I don't drink

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I don't drink
Available in 7 languages
Duration
3 seconds
Views
1,273
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:22
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.

Actors

Kevin James
Paul Blart
Kevin James
-Hey. -Hi. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:23
-Hey. -Hi.
Yeah, look. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:21
Yeah, look.
Hey, yo, Paul. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:19
Hey, yo, Paul.
You need a pen, don't you? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:52
You need a pen, don't you?
Welcome to the games! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:10
Welcome to the games!
Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Game over. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:16
Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul....
Attention shoppers. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:13
Attention shoppers.
Hey, yo. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Hey, yo.
What are you doing? Get down. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop
What are you doing? Get down.
Surprised? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:11
Surprised?
Reports are, they're inside the bank and they got hostages. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:17
Reports are, they're inside the bank and they got...
Hello? Feeling alive? I'm sorry? Parisa. She makes you feel alive, doesn't she? This must be Pahud. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:51
Hello? Feeling alive? I'm sorry? Parisa. She makes you...
Paul, the pain of this breakup is far too much for me to bear, man. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:44
Paul, the pain of this breakup is far too much for me to...
Okay, there are 223 stores in this mall. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:27
Okay, there are 223 stores in this mall.
Veck, six guys in standard formation, just like you said. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:17
Veck, six guys in standard formation, just like you said.
Gary usually delivers the leftovers to the Mission. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:27
Gary usually delivers the leftovers to the Mission.
I was hoping that you and I could have a whole Bonnie-and-Clyde thing going on. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:11
I was hoping that you and I could have a whole...
Hey, I'm sorry, mall's closed, but I can help you find the nearest exit if you just tell me where you parked. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:16
Hey, I'm sorry, mall's closed, but I can help you...
Oh, God. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
Oh, God.
Now what are you trained to doNothing - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
Now what are you trained to doNothing