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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I never finished high school.This is all I could get. Yeah, I'm currently working on...

I never finished high school.This is all I could get. Yeah, I'm currently working on becominga state trooper, myself. Right now, I'm goose egg for eight.Hypoglycemia

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I never finished high school This is all I could get
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Yeah I'm currently working on becoming a state trooper myself
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Right now I'm goose egg for eight Hypoglycemia
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
140
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:22
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.
Confusing, right? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:56
Confusing, right?
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind...
Sir, I'm gonna need you to pull to the right. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:16
Sir, I'm gonna need you to pull to the right.
Driving kind of recklessly back there, sir. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:24
Driving kind of recklessly back there, sir.
You're pushing it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
You're pushing it.
Okay. This is adding up, sir. He'll be back. He'll be back. He'll be back. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Okay. This is adding up, sir. He'll be back. He'll...
-Hey. -Hi. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
-Hey. -Hi.
Is there something else? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:50
Is there something else?
Yeah, whatever. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:27
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, I gotta go. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07
Okay, I gotta go.
Look, I understand your sensitivity. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:36
Look, I understand your sensitivity.
You... She's got tremendous upper body strength. Backup! Backup! She's biting my neck. She's biting - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:18
You... She's got tremendous upper body strength....
Look, I know you're new here and all, but "backup" seems like a pretty universal term. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Look, I know you're new here and all, but...
Hey. Can I give you a lift? What, on that? With an inexperienced driver I would recommend no, but wi - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:22
Hey. Can I give you a lift? What, on that? With an...
And here you go. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:30
And here you go.
Listen, if you ever, you know, need rides anywhere, Dispatch, they can get me. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:20
Listen, if you ever, you know, need rides anywhere,...
Left it in the casuals. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:31
Left it in the casuals.
-Hey. -Hey! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:58
-Hey. -Hey!
Hey, listen, l... - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:30
Hey, listen, l...
What? Hey, thanks for getting my back there, brother. Security blood runs deep between... Yeah, let' - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
What? Hey, thanks for getting my back there, brother....