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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open,see how much candy fell out. -Too tight!-This is...

I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open,see how much candy fell out. -Too tight!-This is not happening. -It's not happening.-Come on

Full Transcript

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I wish I had a bat I would bust you open see how much candy fell out
00:00:04.337 --> 00:00:06.167
Too tight This is not happening
00:00:06.271 --> 00:00:08.432
It's not happening Come on
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
91
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:10
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
Production
Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.