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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Okay. -Here we are.-Okay. "What are you looking for in a woman?" Well, your mother...

Paul Blart: Mall Cop • 2009

Okay. -Here we are.-Okay. "What are you looking for in a woman?" Well, your mother certainlyhad something special. Yeah, illegal immigrant status. She married you, got citizenship,and then she left us. That's not entirely true. We did have some good timesback when she was still trying to trick me. -Well, I hate her.-Well, you shouldn't. She gave me you. -I am pretty great.-You are. You are. Okay, next question."Tell us about yourself." Let's see. I know a lot about sharks. Let me stop you right there. Well-built and a great hugger. Awesome, Grandma. Not as awesome as this. What are you doing? Beefing up your profile with thatnifty video that you made a few years back. Ma, no

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Okay

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Here we are Okay

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What are you looking for in a woman

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Well your mother certainly had something special

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Yeah illegal immigrant status

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She married you got citizenship and then she left us

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That's not entirely true

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We did have some good times back when she was still trying to trick me

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Well I hate her Well you shouldn't

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She gave me you

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I am pretty great You are You are

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Okay next question Tell us about yourself

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Let's see

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I know a lot about sharks

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Let me stop you right there

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Well built and a great hugger

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Awesome Grandma

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Not as awesome as this

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What are you doing

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Beefing up your profile with that nifty video that you made a few years back

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Ma no

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حسنا

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ها نحن ذا

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حسنا ما الذي تريده في المرأة

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حسنا والدتك كان لديها شيء مميز

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أجل حالة مهاجرة غير شرعي ة

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تزوجت بك وحصلت على الجنسية ثم تركتنا

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ليس كل هذا صحيحا

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حظينا ببعض الاوقات الجيدة عندما كانت

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تحاول خداعي أنا أكرهها

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لا يجدر بك هذا فقد منحتك لي

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أنا رائعة أنت كذلك فعلا

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حسنا السؤال التالي أخبرنا عن نفسك

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لنرى أنا أعرف الكثير عن أسماك القرش

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دعني أوقفك هنا تماما

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ضخم البنية ومعانق رائع ممتاز يا جدتي

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لكن ليس بهذا الإمتياز

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ماذا تفعلين أقو ي ملف ك بالفيديو الذي صو رته قبل أعوام

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أمي لا

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Bon

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Découvrez la différence de Perfectmatch

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Voilà Bon

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Qu'attendez vous d'une femme

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Ta mère avait quelque chose de spécial

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Oui elle était sans papier

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Elle a été régularisée et nous a quittés

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Ce n'est pas vrai

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On a eu de bons moments pendant qu'elle m'embobinait

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Je la hais Il faut pas

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Je t'ai eue grâce à elle

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Je suis géniale C'est vrai

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Question suivante Parlez nous de vous

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Voyons voir

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Je m'y connais en requins

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Je t'arrête là

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Costaud et très câlin

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Super mamie

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Pas si super que ça

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Que fais tu

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J'améliore ton profil avec une vidéo qui date un peu

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M'man non

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So bitte

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Was erwarten Sie von einer Frau

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Na ja deine Mutter war schon besonders

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Sie war illegal hier

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Hochzeit Staatsbürgerschaft weg war sie

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Das ist nicht ganz korrekt

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Wir hatten jede Menge Spaß als sie

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mich verarscht hat

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Ich hasse sie

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Solltest du nicht

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Sie gab mir dich

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Ich bin echt klasse Bist du

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Nächste Frage

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Erzählen Sie von sich

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Nun ich

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Ich weiß viel über Haie

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Lass das lieber sein

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Gut gebaut

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und ein begnadeter Kuschler

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Abgefahren Oma

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Nicht so abgefahren wie das hier

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Was machst du

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Dein Profil mit dem Filmchen aufpeppen das du vor n paar Jahren gedreht hast

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Bitte nicht Ma

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Baiklah

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Ini dia Baiklah

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Apa yang Ayah harapkan dari seorang wanita

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Ibumu pastinya memiliki sesuatu yang istimewa

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Ya status imigran gelap

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Dia menikahi Ayah mendapatkan kewarganegaraan lalu pergi

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Itu tak sepenuhnya benar

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Kami menikmati masa masa indah saat dia masih berusaha memperdayai Ayah

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Aku membencinya Jangan

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Dia memberikan kau pada Ayah

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Aku memang hebat Benar

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Baik pertanyaan berikutnya Ceritakan tentang dirimu

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Mari kita lihat

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Ayah tahu banyak soal hiu

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Jangan dilanjutkan

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Tubuh kekar dan pemeluk yang hebat

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Hebat Nenek

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Tak sehebat ini

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Apa yang Ibu lakukan

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Membumbui profilmu dengan rekaman video bagus yang kau buat dulu

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Jangan Ibu

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Хорошо

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Есть Хорошо

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Чего вы ждёте от женщины

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У твоей мамы было что то особенное

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Да статус эмигранта

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Она вышла получила гражданство и ушла

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Это не правда

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Нам было хорошо пока она меня не бросила

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Я ненавижу её Не надо

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Она дала мне тебя

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Я классная Да Ещё бы

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Ладно следующий вопрос Расскажите о себе

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Посмотрим

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Я много знаю об акулах

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Вот и хватит

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Мягкий и отлично обнимается

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Прекрасно бабушка

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И это тоже

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Что ты делаешь

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Я загружаю твое видео

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которое ты снимал Нет мама

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Bueno

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parejaperfecta com

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Ya está

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Qué estás buscando en una mujer

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Tu madre tenía algo especial

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Sí era una inmigrante ilegal

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Se casó contigo se hizo ciudadana y se largó

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No es completamente cierto

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La pasamos bien cuando aún estaba tratando de engañarme

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Pues yo la odio No deberías

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Por ella te tengo a ti

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Soy fabulosa Lo eres lo eres

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Siguiente pregunta Háblanos de ti mismo

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A ver

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Sé mucho de tiburones

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Déjame pararte ahí

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Soy fornido y doy buenos abrazos

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Fabuloso abuela

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No tan fabuloso como esto

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Qué estás haciendo

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Mejorando tu biografía con el video que tomaste hace unos años

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Ay mamá no

Available in 7 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:58

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.