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So when you and Rudolph were laughing it up back at the crib about how easy all this was gonna be, were you guys like,

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

So when you and Rudolphwere laughing it up back at the crib about how easy all this was...

Paul Blart: Mall Cop • 2009

So when you and Rudolphwere laughing it up back at the crib about how easy all this was gonna be,were you guys like, "Man, any brain-dead mall copthat gets in the way is gonna get smoked"? And then... And then what?You guys all high-fived? -Veck, this guard is...-Winning! I know this, because I am all set! But sadly, no codes! And I'd say, consideringall the luxury items that I have stacked up in my Amazon shopping cart,situation unacceptable! No, no, no, no, no, no. He looking. Give me a gun. Put it down. Put it down. What are you nodding about? I was just wondering,were you serious about that Happy Meal? It isn't coming, is it?

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So when you and Rudolph were laughing it up back at the crib

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about how easy all this was gonna be were you guys like

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Man any brain dead mall cop that gets in the way is gonna get smoked

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And then And then what You guys all high fived

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Veck this guard is Winning I know this because I am all set

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But sadly no codes

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And I'd say considering all the luxury items that I have stacked up

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in my Amazon shopping cart situation unacceptable

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No no no no no no He looking

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Give me a gun

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Put it down Put it down

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What are you nodding about

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I was just wondering were you serious about that Happy Meal

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It isn't coming is it

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عندما كنت ورودولف تتباهيان كيف أن الأمر سيكون سهلا

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كنتما تقولان أن أي شرطي في السوق يقف في طريقنا سيتعر ض للتبخير

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قم ماذا قمتم بالمصافحة

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فيك العملي ة ليست هكذا فعلا لأنني كنت جاهزا

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لكن للأسف بدون أناس واعية وبالنظر لكل المواد التي إشتريتها من موقع امازون ببطاقتي

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فالوضع غير مقبول

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لا لا لا تفعلي هذا

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أعطني مسدسك

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أبعديه أبعديه

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لماذا كنت توميء برأسك

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كنت أتسائل هل كنت جادا بشأن تلك الوجبة السريعة

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لن يجلبوها أليس كذلك

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Quand Rudolph et toi rigoliez à la maison

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sur le fait que ça allait être facile vous vouliez dire

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Si un crétin d'agent s'interpose on va le buter

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Et après Vous vous êtes tapé dans les mains

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Veck ce vigile est Gagnant Je sais car moi je suis prêt

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Mais malheureusement pas de codes

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Et vu les objets de luxe entassés

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dans mon panier Amazon la situation est inacceptable

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Non non Il nous observe

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File moi un flingue

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Cachez le

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Qu'est ce que tu fais avec ta tête

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Je me demandais c'était vrai pour le Happy Meal

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On n'en aura pas hein

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Du und Rudolf ihr habt darüber gelacht

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wie locker das wird

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Habt gedröhnt Mann

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Diese dämlichen Wachleute rauchen wir auf

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Und dann habt ihr abgeklatscht

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Dieser Kerl

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Gewinnt Das weiß ich

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Denn ich bin schon lange soweit

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aber leider

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ohne Codes

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Und im Hinblick auf all die Luxusartikel

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die sich im Warenkorb bei Amazon stapeln

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ist die Situation

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nicht akzeptabel

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Nicht doch

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Er guckt

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Knarre

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Leg s weg

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Wolltest du was sagen

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Ich frage mich nur

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Wann gibt es das Happy Meal

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Es kommt gar nicht oder

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Jadi ketika kau dan Rudolph tertawa tawa di rumah

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tentang betapa mudahnya semua ini kalian mengatakan

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Kawan ada penjaga mall idiot yang menghalangi akan dibunuh

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Lalu apa Kalian saling tos

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Veck penjaga keamanan ini Menang Aku tahu ini

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karena aku siap untuk lanjut

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Tapi sayangnya tak ada kode

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Kesimpulanku mengingat semua barang mewah yang sudah kumasukkan

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ke dalam kereta belanja Amazon situasi ini tak dapat diterima

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Jangan Dia mengawasi kita

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Berikan aku sepucuk pistol

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Letakkan

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Kenapa kau mengangguk angguk

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Hanya penasaran apa kau serius soal paket Happy Meal itu

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Paket itu tak akan datang 'kan

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Пока вы с Родольфом смеялись как то будет просто

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никто не подумал об охранниках

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Что вы курили чем вы обнюхались

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Вик это Я Знаю я все спланировал

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Но к сожалению коды не работают

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И учитывая все то что я сделал ситуация неприемлема

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Это грозит нам полным провалом вы понимаете сложившуюся ситуацию

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Нет Он смотрит

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Дай пистолет

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Опусти

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Ты кому киваешь

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Я тут думаю вы серьезно хотите Хеппи Милл

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Я вас понимаю

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Cuando tú y Rudolph se reían

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de lo fácil que iba a ser

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decían Cualquier guardia que se meta adiós

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Y luego chocaron las manos

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Este guardia está Ganando Lo sé porque yo estoy listo

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Pero no tengo los códigos

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Y dados todos los artículos de lujo que tengo

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en mi carro de compras de Amazon la situación es inaceptable

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No no Está mirando

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Dame una pistola

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Guarda eso

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Por qué estabas asintiendo

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Estaba pensando Iba en serio lo de la comida feliz

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No la van a traer verdad

Available in 7 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

63

Timestamp in Movie

01:03:30

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.