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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

That's it. Treat her gentle, son. Slap it, honor it. So what made you want to pursue...

That's it. Treat her gentle, son. Slap it, honor it. So what made you want to pursue security?

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That's it Treat her gentle son
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Slap it honor it
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So what made you want to pursue security
Available in 7 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:05
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Hey Eddie,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Sony Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.
I never finished high school. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:11
I never finished high school.
Confusing, right? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:56
Confusing, right?
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:09
If you remember one thing from today it's thisThe mind...
Sir, I'm gonna need you to pull to the right. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:16
Sir, I'm gonna need you to pull to the right.
Driving kind of recklessly back there, sir. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:24
Driving kind of recklessly back there, sir.
You're pushing it. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
You're pushing it.
Okay. This is adding up, sir. He'll be back. He'll be back. He'll be back. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Okay. This is adding up, sir. He'll be back. He'll...
-Hey. -Hi. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:12
-Hey. -Hi.
Is there something else? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:50
Is there something else?
Yeah, whatever. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:27
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, I gotta go. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:07
Okay, I gotta go.
Look, I understand your sensitivity. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:36
Look, I understand your sensitivity.
You... She's got tremendous upper body strength. Backup! Backup! She's biting my neck. She's biting - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:18
You... She's got tremendous upper body strength....
Look, I know you're new here and all, but "backup" seems like a pretty universal term. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:08
Look, I know you're new here and all, but...
Hey. Can I give you a lift? What, on that? With an inexperienced driver I would recommend no, but wi - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:22
Hey. Can I give you a lift? What, on that? With an...
And here you go. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:30
And here you go.
Listen, if you ever, you know, need rides anywhere, Dispatch, they can get me. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:20
Listen, if you ever, you know, need rides anywhere,...
Left it in the casuals. - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:31
Left it in the casuals.
-Hey. -Hey! - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:58
-Hey. -Hey!
Hey, listen, l... - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 00:30
Hey, listen, l...