Want some advice? Well, yeah. it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a...
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Droz:
Want some advice?
Tom:
Well, yeah.
Droz:
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom:
Uh, no.
Droz:
Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
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Want some advice
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Well yeah
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Here's all you need to know
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classes nothing before 11 00
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beer your best friend you drink a lot of it
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women you're a freshman
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so it's pretty much out of the question
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Will you have a car Um no
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Someone on your hall will
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Find them and make friends with them on the first day
Clip duration: 15 seconds
Views: 152
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 02s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A high school senior visits college for the weekend, and stays at the wildest house on campus.
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