Hand-to-hoof
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Cole:
See, cattle from small grass farms are essentially solar powered. They spread the seed, then they fertilize it with their manure, so it's a closed system as nature intended. Zoe:
Okay, but you're still killing a helpless animal. Cole:
Okay, first of all, I don't actually kill the cows, they typically come per-slaughtered. Zoe:
That's right, you merely dismember them. Cole:
A second of all, have you seen a cow? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd lose in hand-to-hand combat. Jake:
[interrupting]
Hand-to-hoof
See, cattle from small grass farms are essentially solar powered. They spread the seed, then they fertilize it with their manure, so it's a closed system as nature intended. Zoe:
Okay, but you're still killing a helpless animal. Cole:
Okay, first of all, I don't actually kill the cows, they typically come per-slaughtered. Zoe:
That's right, you merely dismember them. Cole:
A second of all, have you seen a cow? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd lose in hand-to-hand combat. Jake:
[interrupting]
Hand-to-hoof
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See cattle from small grass farms
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are essentially solar powered
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They spread the seed
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then they fertilize it with their manure
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so it's a closed system as nature intended
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Okay but you're still killing a helpless animal
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Okay first of all I don't actually kill the cows
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They typically come pre slaughtered
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That's right You merely dismember them
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And second of all have you seen a cow
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I mean I'm pretty sure I'd lose in hand to hand combat
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Hand to hoof
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Movie Summary
An uptight New York City lawyer takes her two teenagers to her hippie mother's farmhouse upstate for a family vacation.
Actors
Cole
Zoe Hudson
