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I forgot to close the balcony door and when I came home, my living room was full of pigeons

I forgot to close the balcony doorand when I came home, my living room was full of...

Peacemaker • S01E01 • 2022

I forgot to close the balcony doorand when I came home, my living room was full of pigeons. Are you kidding me? No, there was, like, ten of themand they shit all over my couch. No, this guy... Did this dipshit really show upin full cosplay mode? This is the guy waller's giving us? I told you she's fucking us. She's not fucking us. Is that an eagle in his back seat? She's fucking us

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I forgot to close the balcony door and when I came home

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my living room was full of pigeons

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Are you kidding me

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No there was like ten of them and they shit all over my couch

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No this guy

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Did this dipshit really show up in full cosplay mode

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This is the guy waller's giving us

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I told you she's fucking us

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She's not fucking us

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Is that an eagle in his back seat

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She's fucking us

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لذلك نسيت أن أغلق باب الشرفة

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وعندما عدت إلى المنزل

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كانت غرفة معيشتي مليئة بالحمام

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هل تمزح معي

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لا كان هناك عشرة منهم وكانوا يقذفون في جميع أنحاء أريكتي

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لا هذا الرجل

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هل ظهر هذا الغبي حقا

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في وضع تأثيري الكامل

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هذا هو الرجل الذي اعطتنا إياه والر

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أخبرتك أنها تعبث معنا إنها لا تعبث معنا

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هل هذا نسر في مقعده الخلفي

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إنها تعبث معنا

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ত আম ব লকন র দরজ বন ধ করত ভ ল গ ছ ল ম

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আর যখন ব ড় আস

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র মভর ত প য়র ছ ল

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মজ করছ

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ন প র য় ১০ট র মত ছ ল আর হ গ খ টট প ক য় ফ ল ছ ল

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ন বলদট

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প গল ক আসল ই

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কসপ ল ম ড হ জ র হয় ছ

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ওয় ল র আম দ র এক দ চ ছ

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বল ছ ল ম আম দ র শ স ত দ চ ছ আর শ স ত দ চ ছ ন

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ওর প ছন র স ট ওট ঈগল বস ন ক

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আম দ র শ স ত দ চ ছ

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Mais j'avais oublié de refermer la porte fenêtre

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Donc quand je suis rentré

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tout mon appart était rempli de pigeons

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Oh Dis moi que c'est une blague

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Non y en avait dix et évidement ils ont tous chié sur mon canapé

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Non je parlais de lui

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Est ce que cet abruti vient réellement de débarquer ici en mode cosplay

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C'est lui le gars que Waller nous refile

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Je vous l'ai dit elle se fout de nous

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Elle se fout pas de nous

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Il a un aigle à l'arrière de sa caisse

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Elle se fout de nous

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Also ich habe vergessen die Balkontür zu schließen

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und als ich nach Hause kam war mein Wohnzimmer voll mit Tauben

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Soll das ein Scherz sein

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Nein da waren 10 Stück die haben mir das Sofa vollgekackt

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Nein der Kerl

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LACHT Taucht dieser Vollspaten hier wirklich in voller Cosplay Montur auf

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Das ist der Kerl den Waller uns zuteilt

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Ich sage doch die will uns verarschen

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Das hat sie nicht im Sinn

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Ist das ein Adler auf seinem Rücksitz

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Sie will uns verarschen

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Jadi aku lupa menutup pintu balkon

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Dan saat aku pulang ruang tamuku penuh merpati

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Kau bercanda

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Tidak mereka bersepuluh dan buang air di sofaku

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Bukan pria ini

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Apa si bodoh ini benar benar muncul dengan kostum penuh

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Dia yang diberikan Waller Kubilang dia mempermainkan kita

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Dia tak mempermainkan kita Ada elang di kursi belakangnya

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Dia mempermainkan kita

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バルコニーのドアを閉め忘れた帰宅すると

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私の居間は鳩でいっぱいだった

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冗談だろう

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いや 10匹くらいいたよ私のソファーに糞をしまくった

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いやこの男は

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このバカは本当に現れたのかコスプレ姿で現れたのか

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これがウォーラーの指示か

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言っただろ彼女は俺たちとヤッてるって

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彼女は私たちとファックしていない

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後部座席にいるのはワシか

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彼女は私たちとファックしている

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ФЕННЕЛ ФИЛДС

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Я забыл закрыть дверь на балкон вернулся домой

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а в моей гостиной полно голубей

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Серьёзно

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Да их было где то десять и они мне весь диван обосрали

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Нет я про него

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Этот полудурок реально пришёл в полном косплее

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И его нам дала Уоллер

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Говорю же она ебёт нам мозги Не ебёт она

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У него что орёл на заднем сидении

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Ебёт

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Olvidé cerrar la puerta del balcón y cuando llegué a casa

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la sala de estar estaba llena de palomas

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Es broma

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No había como diez palomas y cagaron en todo el sillón

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No este tipo

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De verdad este imbécil vino con su disfraz de cosplay

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Este es el tipo que nos mandó Waller

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Te dije que nos está cagando

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No nos está cagando

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Tiene un águila en el asiento trasero

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Nos está cagando

Available in 9 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:48

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Warner Bros. Television,The Safran Company,Troll Court Entertainment,DC Entertainment,DC Studios

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Movie Summary

Picking up where The Suicide Squad (2021) left off, Peacemaker returns home after recovering from his encounter with Bloodsport - only to discover that his freedom comes at a price.