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I thought I was going to be like James Bond now

I thought I was goingto be like James Bond now. We made it. Oh, yes. - Does this look like...

Peacemaker • S01E01 • 2022

I thought I was goingto be like James Bond now. We made it. Oh, yes. - Does this look like James Bond to you?- Come on. Man, I want champagne in a bathtuband some octopussys and shit. Okay, girl, you better not be gettingany "octopussys" while we're up here. What is an octopussy anyway? Uh, that's who maud Adams playedin the movie. Okay, so she had eight pussies? As far as I know,she only had one pussy. - That's just her name.- Okay. This might be a good timefor me to bring up... I've been thinking if we have a kid,I'd like to name her octopussy. - Is that so? Really?- That's so. - And if it's a boy, sharknado.- Okay, well, I hope then that it's a boy, because I don't thinkmy parents would be too happy with a granddaughter named octopussy. - Really?- Yeah. 'Cause I think Lois and Chuckwould love that

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I thought I was going to be like James Bond now

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We made it

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Oh yes

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Does this look like James Bond to you Come on

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Man I want champagne in a bathtub and some octopussys and shit

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Okay girl you better not be getting any octopussys while we're up here

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What is an octopussy anyway

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Uh that's who maud Adams played in the movie

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Okay so she had eight pussies

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As far as I know she only had one pussy

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That's just her name Okay

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This might be a good time for me to bring up

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I've been thinking if we have a kid I'd like to name her octopussy

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Is that so Really That's so

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And if it's a boy sharknado Okay

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well I hope then that it's a boy

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because I don't think my parents would be too happy

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with a granddaughter named octopussy

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Really Yeah

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'Cause I think Lois and Chuck would love that

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اعتقدت أنني سأكون مثل جيمس بوند الآن

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لقد فعلناها مهلا تعال

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نعم

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هل هذا يشبه جيمس بوند بالنسبة لك

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تعال يا رجل أردت شمبانيا في حوض الاستحمام

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وبعض الأخطبوطات والقرف

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حسن ا يافتاة من الأفضل ألا

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تحصلي على أخطبوط بينما نحن هنا

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ما هو الأوكتوبوسي على أي حال

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هذه هي التي لعبت دور مود أدامز في الفيلم

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حسن ا كان لديها ثمانية أعضاء تناسلية

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بقدر ما أعرف كان لديها عضو واحد فقط

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هذا فقط اسمها تمام

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قد يكون هذا هو الوقت المناسب بالنسبة لي لطرح

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لقد كنت أفكر

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إذا كان لدينا طفل أود تسمية أكتبوسي

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أوه هذا صحيح حقا نعم و إن يكن وإذا كان فتى

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شاركنادو حسنا

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حسن ا أتمنى إذن أن يكون هذا ولد ا لأنني

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لا أعتقد أن والداي سيكونان سعداء للغاية

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مع حفيدة اسمها أكتبوسي

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حقا لأنني أعتقد أجل

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لويس و تشاك سيحبان ذلك

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ওহ ভ ব ছ ল ম এব র জ মস বন ড র মত থ কব

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আমর চল এস ছ হ ই

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ইয় স

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এট দ খ ক জ মস বন ড র মত মন হচ ছ

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ক ম অন আম ব থটব শ য ম প ন চ চ ছ ল ম

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আর কয় কট অক ট প স

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ওক ম য় খবরদ র ত ম ক ন অক ট প স খ ব ন

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যতক ষণ আমর এখ ন আছ

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আর অক ট প স ঠ ক ক জ ন স

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ম ভ ত ম ড অ য ড ম য চর ত র অভ নয় কর ছ ল

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ওক ত ওর আটট প স ছ ল

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আম যতট জ ন ওর ক বল একট প স ছ ল

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ওট একট ন ম ওক

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এট হয়ত বল র জন য ভ ল সময় হব

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আম ভ বছ ল ম

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আম দ র ক ন ব চ চ হল ত র ন ম অক ট প স র খত চ ই

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ত ই ন ক আসল ই একদম আর ছ ল হল

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শ র কন য ড আচ ছ

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ত হল আশ কর ব চ চ ট ছ ল হব

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ক রণ মন হয় ন আম র ব ব ম ত দ র অক ট প স

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ন ম র ন তন আছ শ ন আনন দ ত হব

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আসল ই ক রণ আম র মন হয় ইয় হ

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ল ইস আর চ ক ন মট পছন দ করব

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Je croyais qu'on allait me traiter comme James Bond moi

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On est arrivés Brr

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Ça y est Oui

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Tu trouves que ça fait James Bond ici

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Moi je voulais boire du champagne dans la baignoire avec

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Octopussy ou un délire du genre

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Meuf t'as pas intérêt à te taper Octopussy pendant notre séjour ici

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Et c'est qui Octopussy d'abord

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C'est juste le personnage que jouait Maud Adams dans le film

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OK et donc elle avait

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huit chattes

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A ce que je sache elle en avait qu'une seule

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Octopussy c'est juste son nom

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D'accord D'ailleurs

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peut être que je devrais aborder le sujet maintenant

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Je me disais que

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si un jour on a une fille

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je crois que je l'appellerais Octopussy

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Tu crois ça Vraiment

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Et si c'est un petit garçon Sharknado

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OK

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Dans ce cas j'espère que ce sera un garçon

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parce que je pense pas que mes parents

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seraient ravis d'avoir une petite fille qui s'appelle Octopussy

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Sérieux Moi je crois que Lois et Chuck adoreraient

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Ich dachte ich mache jetzt einen auf James Bond

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Wir haben's geschafft SEUFZT GENERVT

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Hier Ja

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Sieht das hier für dich nach James Bond aus

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Mann ich wollte Schampus in der Badewanne und 'n paar Octopussys und so

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Ok Süße du kriegst keine Octopussys während wir hier sind

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Was ist überhaupt eine Octopussy

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Äh die Rolle die Maud Adams im Film gespielt hat

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Ok die hatte also 8 Pussys

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LACHT Soweit ich weiß hatte sie bloß nur eine Pussy

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Das war nur ihr Name Ok

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Das ist jetzt vielleicht ein guter Zeitpunkt es anzusprechen

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Ich hab nachgedacht

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Wenn wir ein Kind haben dann wäre Octopussy ein schöner Name

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LACHT Ach denkst du Ehrlich Ja Das denke ich

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Und wenn es ein Junge wird Sharknado Ok

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Dann hoffe ich darauf dass es ein Junge wird

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Weil ich ähm nicht glaube dass meine Eltern allzu glücklich wären

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wenn ihre Enkelin Octopussy heißt

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Wirklich Ja

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Ich glaube Lois und Chuck würde das gefallen

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LACHT

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Kukira aku akan seperti James Bond sekarang

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Kita berhasil

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Ya Ya

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Apa ini terlihat seperti James Bond

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Aku mau sampanye di bak mandi

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Dan beberapa Octopussy

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Sebaiknya kau tak menangkap Octopussy selagi kita di sini

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Apa itu Octopussy

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Dia yang diperankan Maud Adams

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Jadi dia punya delapan vagina

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Sejauh yang kutahu vaginanya hanya satu

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Itu hanya namanya Baiklah

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Ini mungkin waktu yang tepat bagiku untuk membahas

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Aku berpikir

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Jika kita punya anak aku ingin menamainya Octopussy

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Benarkah Sungguh Ya begitulah

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Jika jantan Sharknado

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Baiklah Kuharap itu anak laki laki karena

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Kurasa orang tuaku tidak akan senang dengan

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Cucu bernama Octopussy

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Benarkah Ya Karena kurasa

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Lois dan Chuck akan menyukainya

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ジェームズボンドのようにジェームズボンドのようになれると思った

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やったよ

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ああそうだ

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ジェームズボンドに見えますかさあ

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バスタブでシャンパンが飲みたいオクトパシーも飲みたい

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よしお嬢さんここにいる間は私たちがここにいる間はオクトパシーなんて呼ばれないようにね

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そもそもタコツボって何

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ええと映画でモードアダムスが演じた人です映画の中で

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そうか彼女には8つのアソコがあったのか

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私の知る限りではね彼女のマンコは1つだけだった

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それが彼女の名前なんだオーケー

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いい機会かもしれないこの際だから

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もし子供ができたらと考えていたんだオクトパシーって名前をつけたいんだ

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そうなんですか本当にそうだよ

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そして男の子ならシャークネードオーケー

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じゃあ男の子だといいね

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なぜなら私の両親はあまり喜ばないだろうから

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オクトパシーという孫娘がいる

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本当にそうだよ

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ロイスもチャックも喜ぶと思うから

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Я думала что теперь буду как Джеймс Бонд

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Мы пришли Давай да

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Это похоже на что то Джеймс Бондовское

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Я хотела шампанского в ванне Осьминожек и другое говно

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Так никаких тебе Осьминожек пока мы здесь

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Что вообще такое Осьминожка

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Её Мод Эдамс в фильме играла

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Ладно и у неё типа восемь пёзд

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Насколько я знаю у неё только одна пизда

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Это просто имя такое Ладно

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Думаю это хороший момент мне сейчас сообщить

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Я тут подумала

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если у нас будет ребёнок то я хочу назвать её Осьминожка

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О вот так значит Серьёзно Да вот так А если мальчик

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Акулий торнадо Ладно

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Ну надеюсь на мальчика

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потому что по моему мои родители не обрадуются тому

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что её внучку зовут Осьминожка

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Правда Да

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А я думаю что Лоис и Чак оценят

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Pensé que ahora iba a ser como James Bond

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Ya llegamos

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Sí

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Te parece que aquí viviría James Bond Vamos

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No quiero champán en la bañera ni todo eso a lo Octopussy

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Bueno más vale que no traigas a ninguna Octopussy aquí

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Ni siquiera sé qué es una Octopussy

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Es el personaje que interpreta Maud Adams en la película

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Como pussy es vagina quiere decir que tenía ocho

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Hasta donde sé tenía una sola vagina

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Es solo el nombre Okay

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Me parece que es un buen momento para comentarte algo

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Estuve pensando que si tenemos una hija me gustaría ponerle Octopussy

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Sí De verdad De verdad

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Y si es niño Sharknado Okay

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Entonces espero que sea un niño

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porque creo que a mis padres no les gustaría mucho

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tener una nieta llamada Octopussy

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Tú crees Sí

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Yo creo que a Lois y Chuck les encantaría

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Duration

55 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

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Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Picking up where The Suicide Squad (2021) left off, Peacemaker returns home after recovering from his encounter with Bloodsport - only to discover that his freedom comes at a price.