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You're fucking adorable

You're fucking adorable. I want to put you in my pocket. I want to take you home,play with...

Peacemaker • S01E03 • 2022

You're fucking adorable. I want to put you in my pocket. I want to take you home,play with you with my g.I. Joes. Just don't fuck Chewbacca.Here's a little known fact. Wookiees have teeth on their asshole.That's canon. And remember to wavewhen I put you away in my special box 'cause if you get stuck in there,you'll suffocate. Fuck you. You remind me of a shit I tooklast night, only Asian. Oh! Big man. Hey, nice costume, bro. Little tight. I can count the veins in your dick. Big swoll man, so tough. I'm gonna keep you aroundin case I snap my achilles tendon. I'll replace itwith your whole fucking body. That way you can help me flex my toesfor the rest of my life. Thank you. Remember when I fucked you up? What you eating there,flamin' hot cheetos? Yes. - Want some?- Yeah

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You're fucking adorable

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I want to put you in my pocket

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I want to take you home play with you with my g I Joes

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Just don't fuck Chewbacca Here's a little known fact

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Wookiees have teeth on their asshole That's canon

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And remember to wave when I put you away in my special box

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'cause if you get stuck in there you'll suffocate

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Fuck you

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You remind me of a shit I took last night only Asian

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Oh

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Big man

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Hey nice costume bro Little tight

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I can count the veins in your dick

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Big swoll man so tough

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I'm gonna keep you around in case I snap my achilles tendon

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I'll replace it with your whole fucking body

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That way you can help me flex my toes for the rest of my life Thank you

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Remember when I fucked you up

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What you eating there flamin' hot cheetos

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Yes

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Want some Yeah

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أنت رائع أريد أن أضعك في جيبي

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أريد أن آخذك إلى المنزل وألعب معك مع الجندي الخاص بي جو

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فقط لا تشوباكا هذه حقيقة معروفة قليلا

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الووكي له أسنان ايها الأحمق هذا هو قانون

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انت وتذكر أن تلوح عندما أضعك بعيد ا

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في صندوقي الخاص لأنك إذا علقت هناك

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سوف تختنق اللعنة عليك

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أنت تذكرني بالقذارة التي أخذتها الليلة الماضية الآسيوية فقط

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أوه رجل كبير

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زي جميل أخي ضيق قليلا

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يمكنك عد الأوردة في قضيبك

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رجل كبير مبتذل صعب جدا

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أتعلم سأبقيك في الجوار

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في حالة ما إذا عطفت على أوتار أكيلا

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سوف أستبدله بجسدك الكامل

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بهذه الطريقة يمكنك مساعدتي في

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ثني أصابع قدمي لبقية حياتي شكرا لك

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أتذكر عندما ضايقتك

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ماذا تأكل هناك فلامين هوت شيتوس

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نعم

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اتريد بعضا أجل

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Tu sais que t'es vraiment trop mignon

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J'ai envie de te mettre dans ma poche

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J'ai envie de te ramener chez moi pour jouer avec mes GI Joe

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Par contre je te déconseille de niquer mon Chewbacca

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Les Wookiees ont des dents autour de l'anus

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ça peut surprendre Et oublie pas de dégazer un coup

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avant que je te mette dans ta petite boîte

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sinon tu risques assez vite de suffoquer

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Va te faire foutre

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Tu me rappelles ce que j'ai chié hier en plus asiatique

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Trop balèze

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J'aime beaucoup ton costume Très serré

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J'arrive à voir les veines de ta queue

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Monsieur muscle trop balèze Gros muscles grosse truffe

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Je vais t'emmener partout avec moi

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Et si un jour je me claque le tendon d'Achille

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je le remplacerai avec ton corps minuscule

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Grâce à toi je pourrai m'étirer les orteils

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jusqu'à la fin de ma vie C'est gentil

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Tu te rappelles que je t'ai mis une branlée

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C'est des Cheetos au fromage

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Ouais

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T'en veux Ouais

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Du bist ja so was von putzig

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Ich würde dich am liebsten mitnehmen

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Zu mir nach Hause du passt zu meinen G I Joe Figuren

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Aber nicht Chewie ficken Die wenigsten wissen

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dass Wookiees Zähne am Arschloch haben Ist echt wahr

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Du solltest dran denken zu winken wenn ich dich in meiner Spielkiste verstaue

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denn wenn du drin stecken bleibst erstickst du

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Fick dich

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Du erinnerst mich an meinen Morgenschiss nur in asiatisch

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Oh

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Ich lache mich tot

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Hey schickes Kostüm Bro 'N wenig eng

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Man sieht die Adern an deinem Schniedel

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Bist groß und aufgepumpt So stark

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Weißt du was ich behalte dich Falls meine Achillessehne reißt

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ersetze ich sie durch deinen putzigen Körper

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So hilfst du mir für den Rest meines Lebens

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wenn ich meine Zehen strecke Danke

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Weißt du noch wie ich dich vermöbelt habe

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Was isst du Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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Ja

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Willst du auch Ja

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Kau menggemaskan Aku ingin memasukkanmu ke sakuku

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Aku ingin membawamu pulang bermain denganmu dan GI Joe ku

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Jangan tiduri Chewbacca Ini fakta yang sedikit orang tahu

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Wookie punya gigi di bokong mereka Itu kanon

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Mungkin melambai saat aku menaruhmu di kotak spesialku

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Karena jika terjebak di sana kau akan sesak napas

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Persetan kau

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Kau mengingatkanku pada kotoran yang kubuang semalam tapi orang Asia

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Pria besar

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Kostum yang bagus Bung Sedikit sempit

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Kau bisa menghitung urat penismu

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Pria besar berotot sangat tangguh

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Kau tahu aku akan mempertahankanmu andai tendon Achilles ku patah

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Akan kuganti dengan seluruh tubuhmu

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Dengan begitu kau bisa membantuku melenturkan jari kakiku

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Seumur hidupku Terima kasih

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Ingat saat aku menghajarmu

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Kau makan apa Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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Ya Mau Ya

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Пиздец ты очаровашка

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Так и хочется в кармашек положить

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Взять домой и поиграть тобой с фигурками G I Joe

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Только Чубакку не трахай Вот тебе малоизвестный факт

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у вуки есть зубы на очке это канон

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О и не забудь помахать когда я положу тебя в свою коробочку

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ведь если не выберешься то задохнёшься

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Иди нахуй

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Ты похож на моё последнее говно в унитазе ел азиатскую кухню

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О Большой мальчик

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Эй неплохой костюмчик Немножко узковат

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Можно посчитать вены на твоей письке

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Большой взрослый мальчик Такой крутой

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Знаешь а я тебя оставлю

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Если потяну Ахиллово сухожилие то заменю твоим ёбаным телом

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Поможешь разминать мне ногу всю оставшуюся жизнь Спасибо

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Помнишь как я тебя выебал

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Чё жрёшь Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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Да

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Хочешь Да

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Eres jodidamente adorable

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Quiero meterte en mi bolsillo

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Quiero llevarte a casa jugar contigo con mi G I Joe

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No te cojas a Chewbacca Dato curioso

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Los wookiees tienen dientes en el culo

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Y avísame cuando te guarde en mi caja especial

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porque si te quedas atrapado ahí te asfixiarás

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Vete a la mierda

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Te pareces a la cagada que me eché ayer pero asiático

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Qué gran hombre

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Bonito disfraz hermano Un poco apretado

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Puedo contar las venas de tu pene

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Un grandulón tan rudo

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Te mantendré cerca en caso de que me rompa el tendón de Aquiles

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Lo reemplazaré con todo tu maldito cuerpo

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Me ayudarás a flexionar los dedos de los pies el resto de mi vida Gracias

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Recuerdas cuando te destrocé

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Qué estás comiendo Cheetos picantes

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Sí

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Quieres Sí

Available in 7 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:57

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Warner Bros. Television,The Safran Company,Troll Court Entertainment,DC Entertainment,DC Studios

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Movie Summary

Picking up where The Suicide Squad (2021) left off, Peacemaker returns home after recovering from his encounter with Bloodsport - only to discover that his freedom comes at a price.