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Permanent

Hey, you don't thinkI'd rather be 18 or 19, and just starting college, huh?

Hey, you don't think
I'd rather be 18 or 19, and just starting college, huh?

Full Transcript

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Hey, you don't think I'd rather be 18 or 19,
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and just starting college, huh?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:21
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Park Pictures Features,Washington Square Films,2929 Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Permanent is a comedy about bad hair, adolescence, and socially awkward family members. It involves life-altering permanents and poorly-made toupees. Obstacles to daily survival ensue.
I had the intelligence, but I did not have good advice. - Permanent 00:06
I had the intelligence, but I did not have good advice.
My feet are killing me. Who wants to give me a massage? - Permanent 00:06
My feet are killing me. Who wants to give me a massage?
- It looks 100 years old. - It's from the 1950s, - Permanent 00:06
- It looks 100 years old. - It's from the 1950s,
It worked for people who are starving, - Permanent 00:06
It worked for people who are starving,
Maybe I'm the normal one, - Permanent 00:05
Maybe I'm the normal one,
You're the clown, - Permanent 00:06
You're the clown,
You think it's easy for me to work all day, - Permanent 00:11
You think it's easy for me to work all day,
Okay, okay. How is that big boil on your rear? - Permanent 00:06
Okay, okay. How is that big boil on your rear?
And as you recall, I said, - Permanent 00:07
And as you recall, I said,
Mom, would you like an apricot orange cheese ball? - Permanent 00:06
Mom, would you like an apricot orange cheese ball?
If he tells me he wants to get laid, - Permanent 00:07
If he tells me he wants to get laid,
Smells like stinky in here! Somebody's stinky! - Permanent 00:05
Smells like stinky in here! Somebody's stinky!
Hey, have you noticed she has long legs like a model? - Permanent 00:05
Hey, have you noticed she has long legs like a model?
Damn, was your momma on drugs when she popped you out? - Permanent 00:05
Damn, was your momma on drugs when she popped you out?
Let me see, - Permanent 00:07
Let me see,
'Cause that's how I got talked into - Permanent 00:06
'Cause that's how I got talked into
They're for the blacks. I think it's for pubic hairs! - Permanent 00:05
They're for the blacks. I think it's for pubic hai...
Or play the good wife and pretend - Permanent 00:07
Or play the good wife and pretend
And they pulled my hair, - Permanent 00:06
And they pulled my hair,
She could slip and fall, - Permanent 00:07
She could slip and fall,