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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.

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So, Louis C.K.
tried to get me fired from SNL - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So, Louis C.K. tried to get me fired from SNL

-So, it's, like, 2014 or '15, uh, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

-So, it's, like, 2014 or '15, uh,

Louis C.K. was hosting, and at the time, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Louis C.K. was hosting, and at the time,

At the time, he was someone
that you would look up to - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

At the time, he was someone that you would look up to

At the time, it was someone
you wanted to be nice to you. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

At the time, it was someone you wanted to be nice to you.

Um, anyway, so he was hosting,
and I-I was just thrilled, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Um, anyway, so he was hosting, and I-I was just thrilled,

Louis C.K. was, like, holding court - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Louis C.K. was, like, holding court

Or, like, I don't want that guy
to know I exist, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Or, like, I don't want that guy to know I exist, you kn...

So I just put my hoodie on,
and I closed it really tight, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So I just put my hoodie on, and I closed it really tight,

He looks up and points at me and goes, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

He looks up and points at me and goes,

You're gonna smoke your career away,
idiot." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You're gonna smoke your career away, idiot."

And I was, like, so high,
I was like, "That didn't happen." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And I was, like, so high, I was like, "That didn't...

He probably said,
"See you tomorrow, champ." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

He probably said, "See you tomorrow, champ."

So I go to work the next day, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So I go to work the next day,

Uh, this was alarming
because I've been there for a year, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Uh, this was alarming because I've been there for a yea...

So I was like, "Oh, shit." You know?
So I answered the phone, and they're like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So I was like, "Oh, shit." You know? So I answered...

It's like I was just like, you know, uh, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

It's like I was just like, you know, uh,

They hired and fired you.
They're wrong twice." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

They hired and fired you. They're wrong twice."

I was like, "You could creep into the back - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I was like, "You could creep into the back

So... I was walking, uh, into his office,
just trying to feel better and whatever, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So... I was walking, uh, into his office, just trying to fee...

And he, uh, looks really confused, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And he, uh, looks really confused,

Anyway, so he looks very confused,
and he's like, "Sit down." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Anyway, so he looks very confused, and he's like, "...

Um, Louis, uh, came in
and told me that, uh, you smoke weed." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Um, Louis, uh, came in and told me that, uh, you smoke weed....

The rumors that you have heard ring true." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

The rumors that you have heard ring true."

And then I saw, with his eyes,
he kinda looked deflated, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And then I saw, with his eyes, he kinda looked deflated,

I'm really sorry
we're having this conversation." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I'm really sorry we're having this conversation.&q...

You know, it was just, like, awkward
for another second, and it was quiet, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, it was just, like, awkward for another second, and...

Which, again, is a conversation
we have yearly, on a yearly basis. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Which, again, is a conversation we have yearly, on a yearly ...

You know, just like,
Louis C.K. doesn't like you, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, just like, Louis C.K. doesn't like you, you k...

One of the best comedians arguably ever,
you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

One of the best comedians arguably ever, you know,

It just killed me, you know, 'cause, like,
why am I even doing stand-up - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

It just killed me, you know, 'cause, like, why am I eve...

And I had to, like, sit with that
for, like, five years, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And I had to, like, sit with that for, like, five years, you...

-And then, one glorious morning... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

-And then, one glorious morning...

...I woke up, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know what I mean.
Like, I didn't want it to happen, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know what I mean. Like, I didn't want it to happen,

Let me just tell you how crazy it is
to jerk off alone, okay? Um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Let me just tell you how crazy it is to jerk off alone, okay...

So... just, you know,
jerking off alone is fuckin' weird. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So... just, you know, jerking off alone is fuckin' weir...

You ever, like, jerk off,
and it-- it's taking a long time, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You ever, like, jerk off, and it-- it's taking a long t...

Like, you can't...
can't even do yourself. Oof. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Like, you can't... can't even do yourself. Oof.

Not any-- never again
'cause now I jerk off in the pitch-black. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Not any-- never again 'cause now I jerk off in the pitc...

Phone facedown, you know,
'cause you could get a text, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Phone facedown, you know, 'cause you could get a text,

But, no, it just-- it bummed me out,
like, hearin' all this shit - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

But, no, it just-- it bummed me out, like, hearin' all ...

It's just really sad, you know,
'cause it really affected them, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

It's just really sad, you know, 'cause it really a...

I'm telling. You pieces of shit. Oh, fuck. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I'm telling. You pieces of shit. Oh, fuck.

My friend, uh, that I financially support,
uh, had a kid, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

My friend, uh, that I financially support, uh, had a kid,

Yeah,
I wasn't exactly ready for it. Uh... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Yeah, I wasn't exactly ready for it. Uh...

He gave me a call. He was all excited.
He was like, "Yo, bro. I got great news." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

He gave me a call. He was all excited. He was like, "Yo...

I don't think it's very hard at all.
No, 'cause all my friends are havin' 'em, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I don't think it's very hard at all. No, 'cau...

All their complaints are the same.
They're like, "Bro, it cries!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

All their complaints are the same. They're like, "...

I cry all the time.
Eventually, my friends are like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I cry all the time. Eventually, my friends are like,

So that, they say it cries, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

So that, they say it cries,

You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up
at, like, a smaller scale, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a sm...

Plus, when you clean kids,
sometimes you see spots that, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, lik...

You know? You're like,
"Wow, I've never seen my asshole - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know? You're like, "Wow, I've never seen ...

Uh, the other day,
my, uh, my nephew was like, "Bleh," - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Uh, the other day, my, uh, my nephew was like, "Bleh,&q...

Mushrooms are like...
are kinda like being on a roller coaster - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Mushrooms are like... are kinda like being on a roller coast...

This is awesome! I can't believe
we're doin' this! Oh, my God!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

This is awesome! I can't believe we're doin' ...

Something weird, uh, happened
when I was babysitting, uh, the other day. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Something weird, uh, happened when I was babysitting, uh, th...

Uh, my friend,
uh, his son i-is still teething, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Uh, my friend, uh, his son i-is still teething, right?

And, uh, so, like,
we were watchin' Forensic Files, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And, uh, so, like, we were watchin' Forensic Files,

I know it's weird to tell jokes like that, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I know it's weird to tell jokes like that,

You know, it would be weird
if this was, like, a town hall meeting, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, it would be weird if this was, like, a town hall m...

I think girls should tell guys
how to make them come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I think girls should tell guys how to make them come.

Like, the first time you have sex.
Before, like, have a debriefing, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Like, the first time you have sex. Before, like, have a debr...

You know, 'cause apparently every girl
is different is, uh, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, 'cause apparently every girl is different is,...

Everyone is different, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Everyone is different,

Yeah, I think-- I'm like,
"No, I think you're just broken." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Yeah, I think-- I'm like, "No, I think you're...

Sorry. I don't know.
Sometimes, you just say giggly things. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Sorry. I don't know. Sometimes, you just say giggly thi...

Um, no, but yeah, girls should tell guys,
uh, how to make them come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Um, no, but yeah, girls should tell guys, uh, how to make th...

Uh, it doesn't. You know, you could be--
we could be mid-, you know, fuck, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Uh, it doesn't. You know, you could be-- we could be mi...

Didn't even happen. You know?
You should just tell the guy, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Didn't even happen. You know? You should just tell the ...

But yeah, apparently, you know,
it's not very hard to make girls come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

But yeah, apparently, you know, it's not very hard to m...

You know, like,
if you're sweating and out of breath, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, like, if you're sweating and out of breath,

But, you know,
all I know is from, like, porn - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

But, you know, all I know is from, like, porn

I just never had that dinner
where I felt comfortable to be like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I just never had that dinner where I felt comfortable to be ...

You know, so, uh, everything I knew,
uh, was from porn, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, so, uh, everything I knew, uh, was from porn,

You know, sometimes you just take it out
and do a couple push-ups, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, sometimes you just take it out and do a couple pus...

You know, so I-I didn't really--
I didn't really know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, so I-I didn't really-- I didn't really k...

It's, like, a little circle thing.
I-It kinda... You know boxing? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

It's, like, a little circle thing. I-It kinda... You kn...

And apparently, the vagina is,
uh, quite the same. You know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And apparently, the vagina is, uh, quite the same. You know?

You know, you just kinda just tap
that little thing very, very lightly... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

You know, you just kinda just tap that little thing very, ve...

Uh, or-- or floor it, uh, apparently.
Those are the two options. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Uh, or-- or floor it, uh, apparently. Those are the two opti...

Like I said,
guy stuff is very self-explanatory, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Like I said, guy stuff is very self-explanatory,

-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

This is war." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Is this...
Is this an assassination attempt?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Is this... Is this an assassination attempt?"

There's not many words, uh,
t-to say what that is, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

There's not many words, uh, t-to say what that is,

Yeah, that's why I wore a suit, you know.
'Cause usually, I don't. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Yeah, that's why I wore a suit, you know. 'Cause u...

But I found a nice lady suit
at the Banana Republic, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

But I found a nice lady suit at the Banana Republic,

I have a repertoire now." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I have a repertoire now."

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Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.

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Director: Jason Orley

Writer: Pete Davidson

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

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ImdbRating: 6.2

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Released: 25 Feb 2020

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