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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And then, one glorious morning

And then, one glorious morning

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-And then, one glorious morning...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:43
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
...I woke up, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:13
...I woke up,
You know what I mean. Like, I didn't want it to happen, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
You know what I mean. Like, I didn't want it to happen,
Let me just tell you how crazy it is to jerk off alone, okay? Um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Let me just tell you how crazy it is to jerk off alone, okay...
So... just, you know, jerking off alone is fuckin' weird. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So... just, you know, jerking off alone is fuckin' weir...
You ever, like, jerk off, and it-- it's taking a long time, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
You ever, like, jerk off, and it-- it's taking a long t...
Like, you can't... can't even do yourself. Oof. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Like, you can't... can't even do yourself. Oof.
Not any-- never again 'cause now I jerk off in the pitch-black. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Not any-- never again 'cause now I jerk off in the pitc...
Phone facedown, you know, 'cause you could get a text, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
Phone facedown, you know, 'cause you could get a text,
But, no, it just-- it bummed me out, like, hearin' all this shit - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
But, no, it just-- it bummed me out, like, hearin' all ...
It's just really sad, you know, 'cause it really affected them, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
It's just really sad, you know, 'cause it really a...
I'm telling. You pieces of shit. Oh, fuck. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I'm telling. You pieces of shit. Oh, fuck.
My friend, uh, that I financially support, uh, had a kid, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
My friend, uh, that I financially support, uh, had a kid,
Yeah, I wasn't exactly ready for it. Uh... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Yeah, I wasn't exactly ready for it. Uh...
He gave me a call. He was all excited. He was like, "Yo, bro. I got great news." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:18
He gave me a call. He was all excited. He was like, "Yo...
I don't think it's very hard at all. No, 'cause all my friends are havin' 'em, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
I don't think it's very hard at all. No, 'cau...
All their complaints are the same. They're like, "Bro, it cries!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:13
All their complaints are the same. They're like, "...
I cry all the time. Eventually, my friends are like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I cry all the time. Eventually, my friends are like,
So that, they say it cries, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
So that, they say it cries,
You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a smaller scale, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a sm...
Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, lik...