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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

And then right after, I go, "I'm sorry. I know he might've losthis eye in a war or...

And then right after, I go, "I'm sorry. I know he might've lost
his eye in a war or whatever," and I said "whatever,"
and people were like, "You hate America!" I'm like, "No!
I just didn't want to be incorrect about how he lost his fuckin' eye." Is that a fucking crime?

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And then right after, I go,
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"I'm sorry. I know he might've lost his eye in a war or whatever,"
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and I said "whatever," and people were like,
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"You hate America!"
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I'm like, "No! I just didn't want to be incorrect
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about how he lost his fuckin' eye."
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Is that a fucking crime?
Duration
16 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:15
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
I don't know how he lost his eye. Could've been in Afghanistan, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I don't know how he lost his eye. Could've been in...
Sorry I don't have fuckin' Dan Crenshaw fuckin' baseball cards - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Sorry I don't have fuckin' Dan Crenshaw fuckin...
He died in Nazi Germany a week after the war - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
He died in Nazi Germany a week after the war
But when we talk about the great General Patton, we say, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
But when we talk about the great General Patton, we say,
It's just easier to say rather than, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
It's just easier to say rather than, like,
It's an expression. Doesn't mean I hate America. Okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
It's an expression. Doesn't mean I hate America. O...
So, the only thing I-I-I-I don't like is people, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
So, the only thing I-I-I-I don't like is people, like,
I think, like, most of the votes were in, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
I think, like, most of the votes were in,
Uh, so it was a lock before it even started. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Uh, so it was a lock before it even started.
They just, in Texas, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
They just, in Texas,
You know? So I-I did not make that guy win, okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know? So I-I did not make that guy win, okay?
The only thing I did do, which I am guilty of, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
The only thing I did do, which I am guilty of,
"I sucked his dick at SNL." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
"I sucked his dick at SNL."
I wasn't gonna do jokes about this, but then my buddy told me, he's like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:16
I wasn't gonna do jokes about this, but then my buddy t...
She has, you know, her songs and stuff, and this is what I have, okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
She has, you know, her songs and stuff, and this is what I h...
And you're like, "Pete, this isn't fair." Like, "You're airing out dirty laundry. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
And you're like, "Pete, this isn't...
To her friends in the confidence of her own home?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
To her friends in the confidence of her own home?"
Can you imagine if I did that? Can you imagine if I did that? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Can you imagine if I did that? Can you imagine if I did that...
If I spray-painted myself brown - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
If I spray-painted myself brown
-Can you imagine-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
-Can you imagine--