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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

But, you know,all I know is from, like, porn because I grew up with just, like,a mom and a...

But, you know,
all I know is from, like, porn because I grew up with just, like,
a mom and a sister, right?

Full Transcript

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But, you know, all I know is from, like, porn
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because I grew up with just, like, a mom and a sister, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:38
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
I just never had that dinner where I felt comfortable to be like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
I just never had that dinner where I felt comfortable to be ...
You know, so, uh, everything I knew, uh, was from porn, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
You know, so, uh, everything I knew, uh, was from porn,
You know, sometimes you just take it out and do a couple push-ups, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
You know, sometimes you just take it out and do a couple pus...
You know, so I-I didn't really-- I didn't really know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, so I-I didn't really-- I didn't really k...
It's, like, a little circle thing. I-It kinda... You know boxing? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
It's, like, a little circle thing. I-It kinda... You kn...
And apparently, the vagina is, uh, quite the same. You know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
And apparently, the vagina is, uh, quite the same. You know?
You know, you just kinda just tap that little thing very, very lightly... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, you just kinda just tap that little thing very, ve...
Uh, or-- or floor it, uh, apparently. Those are the two options. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Uh, or-- or floor it, uh, apparently. Those are the two opti...
Like I said, guy stuff is very self-explanatory, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
Like I said, guy stuff is very self-explanatory,
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
This is war." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
This is war."
Is this... Is this an assassination attempt?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
Is this... Is this an assassination attempt?"
There's not many words, uh, t-to say what that is, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
There's not many words, uh, t-to say what that is,
Yeah, that's why I wore a suit, you know. 'Cause usually, I don't. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Yeah, that's why I wore a suit, you know. 'Cause u...
But I found a nice lady suit at the Banana Republic, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
But I found a nice lady suit at the Banana Republic,
I have a repertoire now." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I have a repertoire now."
But, yeah, here's something that-- that no-- no guy likes, uh, at all. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
But, yeah, here's something that-- that no-- no guy lik...
Again, I know that's not the best way to say it, but believe it or not, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Again, I know that's not the best way to say it, but be...
So just imagine how horrible the other four were, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So just imagine how horrible the other four were, right?
-Suddenly it's better. Um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
-Suddenly it's better. Um...