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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I cry all the time.Eventually, my friends are like, "Yo, dude, I gotta go to work.I don't...

I cry all the time.
Eventually, my friends are like, "Yo, dude, I gotta go to work.
I don't know. Fuckin' figure it out

Full Transcript

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I cry all the time. Eventually, my friends are like,
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"Yo, dude, I gotta go to work. I don't know. Fuckin' figure it out.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:36
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
So that, they say it cries, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
So that, they say it cries,
You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a smaller scale, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a sm...
Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, lik...
You know? You're like, "Wow, I've never seen my asshole - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
You know? You're like, "Wow, I've never seen ...
Uh, the other day, my, uh, my nephew was like, "Bleh," - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Uh, the other day, my, uh, my nephew was like, "Bleh,&q...
Mushrooms are like... are kinda like being on a roller coaster - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Mushrooms are like... are kinda like being on a roller coast...
This is awesome! I can't believe we're doin' this! Oh, my God!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
This is awesome! I can't believe we're doin' ...
Something weird, uh, happened when I was babysitting, uh, the other day. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Something weird, uh, happened when I was babysitting, uh, th...
Uh, my friend, uh, his son i-is still teething, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Uh, my friend, uh, his son i-is still teething, right?
And, uh, so, like, we were watchin' Forensic Files, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:14
And, uh, so, like, we were watchin' Forensic Files,
I know it's weird to tell jokes like that, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I know it's weird to tell jokes like that,
You know, it would be weird if this was, like, a town hall meeting, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:14
You know, it would be weird if this was, like, a town hall m...
I think girls should tell guys how to make them come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
I think girls should tell guys how to make them come.
Like, the first time you have sex. Before, like, have a debriefing, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Like, the first time you have sex. Before, like, have a debr...
You know, 'cause apparently every girl is different is, uh, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
You know, 'cause apparently every girl is different is,...
Everyone is different, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Everyone is different,
Yeah, I think-- I'm like, "No, I think you're just broken." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Yeah, I think-- I'm like, "No, I think you're...
Sorry. I don't know. Sometimes, you just say giggly things. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Sorry. I don't know. Sometimes, you just say giggly thi...
Um, no, but yeah, girls should tell guys, uh, how to make them come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Um, no, but yeah, girls should tell guys, uh, how to make th...
Uh, it doesn't. You know, you could be-- we could be mid-, you know, fuck, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
Uh, it doesn't. You know, you could be-- we could be mi...