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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

I know it's weird to tell jokes like that, but this is a joke, you know.This is a comedy...

I know it's weird to tell jokes like that, but this is a joke, you know.
This is a comedy club

Full Transcript

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I know it's weird to tell jokes like that,
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but this is a joke, you know. This is a comedy club.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:53
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
You know, it would be weird if this was, like, a town hall meeting, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:14
You know, it would be weird if this was, like, a town hall m...
I think girls should tell guys how to make them come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
I think girls should tell guys how to make them come.
Like, the first time you have sex. Before, like, have a debriefing, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Like, the first time you have sex. Before, like, have a debr...
You know, 'cause apparently every girl is different is, uh, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
You know, 'cause apparently every girl is different is,...
Everyone is different, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Everyone is different,
Yeah, I think-- I'm like, "No, I think you're just broken." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Yeah, I think-- I'm like, "No, I think you're...
Sorry. I don't know. Sometimes, you just say giggly things. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Sorry. I don't know. Sometimes, you just say giggly thi...
Um, no, but yeah, girls should tell guys, uh, how to make them come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Um, no, but yeah, girls should tell guys, uh, how to make th...
Uh, it doesn't. You know, you could be-- we could be mid-, you know, fuck, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
Uh, it doesn't. You know, you could be-- we could be mi...
Didn't even happen. You know? You should just tell the guy, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Didn't even happen. You know? You should just tell the ...
But yeah, apparently, you know, it's not very hard to make girls come. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
But yeah, apparently, you know, it's not very hard to m...
You know, like, if you're sweating and out of breath, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, like, if you're sweating and out of breath,
But, you know, all I know is from, like, porn - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
But, you know, all I know is from, like, porn
I just never had that dinner where I felt comfortable to be like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
I just never had that dinner where I felt comfortable to be ...
You know, so, uh, everything I knew, uh, was from porn, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
You know, so, uh, everything I knew, uh, was from porn,
You know, sometimes you just take it out and do a couple push-ups, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
You know, sometimes you just take it out and do a couple pus...
You know, so I-I didn't really-- I didn't really know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, so I-I didn't really-- I didn't really k...
It's, like, a little circle thing. I-It kinda... You know boxing? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
It's, like, a little circle thing. I-It kinda... You kn...
And apparently, the vagina is, uh, quite the same. You know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
And apparently, the vagina is, uh, quite the same. You know?
You know, you just kinda just tap that little thing very, very lightly... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, you just kinda just tap that little thing very, ve...