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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

"I sucked his dick at SNL." Uh

"I sucked his dick at SNL." Uh

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"I sucked his dick at SNL."
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:07
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
I wasn't gonna do jokes about this, but then my buddy told me, he's like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:16
I wasn't gonna do jokes about this, but then my buddy t...
She has, you know, her songs and stuff, and this is what I have, okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
She has, you know, her songs and stuff, and this is what I h...
And you're like, "Pete, this isn't fair." Like, "You're airing out dirty laundry. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
And you're like, "Pete, this isn't...
To her friends in the confidence of her own home?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
To her friends in the confidence of her own home?"
Can you imagine if I did that? Can you imagine if I did that? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Can you imagine if I did that? Can you imagine if I did that...
If I spray-painted myself brown - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
If I spray-painted myself brown
-Can you imagine-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
-Can you imagine--
Can you imagine if I did that? If I was like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Can you imagine if I did that? If I was like,
There had to be some repercussions, right?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
There had to be some repercussions, right?"
Again, these are jokes. I-I don't want any smoke, okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Again, these are jokes. I-I don't want any smoke, okay?
From-- My biggest fear is I'm gonna get a shot - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
From-- My biggest fear is I'm gonna get a shot
And the last thing I'm gonna hear is, "Hashtag canceled," - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
And the last thing I'm gonna hear is, "Hashtag can...
No, she's a really powerful woman, that, uh, that-- that, uh, Ariana. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
No, she's a really powerful woman, that, uh, that-- tha...
She's a--she's a very, very powerful woman, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
She's a--she's a very, very powerful woman,
You know, you gotta be to be able to ruin Starbucks for a person. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, you gotta be to be able to ruin Starbucks for a pe...
Why are they getting rid of them in the city? I can't find one." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:12
Why are they getting rid of them in the city? I can't f...
Yeah, it's just-- it's, uh, like... I-I didn't know what I was get-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
Yeah, it's just-- it's, uh, like... I-I didn'...
If I knew about that, I would've seen a dermatologist before I started dating. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
If I knew about that, I would've seen a dermatologist b...
I would've, like, taken proper precaution, but I didn't really... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I would've, like, taken proper precaution, but I didn&#...
They're like, "Dude, no problem, bro. Pfft. Nobody even knows who she is." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
They're like, "Dude, no problem, bro. Pfft. Nobody...