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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

If you lose your eye, there's likethree other things you could do before you go eye patch,...

If you lose your eye, there's like
three other things you could do before you go eye patch, right?
I-I'm not being a dick, seriously

Full Transcript

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If you lose your eye, there's like three other things you could do
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before you go eye patch, right? I-I'm not being a dick, seriously.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:21
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
Y-You go glass eye, you go glass eye with the glasses over it, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
Y-You go glass eye, you go glass eye with the glasses over i...
So I was like, "This guy is funny." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
So I was like, "This guy is funny."
So... um, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:12
So... um,
Very harmless Saturday Night Live joke, right, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Very harmless Saturday Night Live joke, right,
-Uh, and, the-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
-Uh, and, the--
Uh... we'll cut that. Cut that right out. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Uh... we'll cut that. Cut that right out.
No problems at all. Cut it right out. Never happened. Right back to fucking. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
No problems at all. Cut it right out. Never happened. Right ...
I've always wanted that to happen when I was watching a Netflix thing. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I've always wanted that to happen when I was watching a...
So, you know, I wrote a little joke, like, uh, you know, um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So, you know, I wrote a little joke, like, uh, you know, um....
Didn't even think about it, right? Uh, then all of a sudden, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:18
Didn't even think about it, right? Uh, then all of a su...
I think he might have lost his eye in, like, a war or something like that." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
I think he might have lost his eye in, like, a war or someth...
So I go out there, and I try to be mindful, which is hard - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
So I go out there, and I try to be mindful, which is hard
So, like, being mindful is, like, fuckin', ugh, top-of-the-list tough. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
So, like, being mindful is, like, fuckin', ugh, top-of-...
Uh, you know? Not like being mindful, just, like, all-of-a-sudden mindful. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Uh, you know? Not like being mindful, just, like, all-of-a-s...
Like, "Hey!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Like, "Hey!"
Man, that must've been good, son. That's what's up. That's what's up. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Man, that must've been good, son. That's what'...
I'm enjoying that with you - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I'm enjoying that with you
And my buddy told me he might've lost his eye in a war, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
And my buddy told me he might've lost his eye in a war,
So I-I slide out, right? And I do. I do apologize. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
So I-I slide out, right? And I do. I do apologize.
He looks like a hit man in a porno, right?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
He looks like a hit man in a porno, right?"