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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

It's-- that's not a good exam-- Oh, it's kinda like--like, if you had a Marlboro Red, and...

It's-- that's not a good exam-- Oh, it's kinda like--
like, if you had a Marlboro Red, and you, like, threw it in the bathtub,
and it, like, came to life

Full Transcript

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It's-- that's not a good exam--
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Oh, it's kinda like-- like, if you had a Marlboro Red,
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and you, like, threw it in the bathtub, and it, like, came to life.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:32
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
Anyway, so I had to go meet up with his friends, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Anyway, so I had to go meet up with his friends, right?
But, uh, all the stories I knew from my dad - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
But, uh, all the stories I knew from my dad
Like, I don't even know who this guy is. Uh, like, I'll give you an example. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Like, I don't even know who this guy is. Uh, like, I�...
When I was little, my dad's friends would be like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
When I was little, my dad's friends would be like,
We used to, like, play basketball and do our homework, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
We used to, like, play basketball and do our homework, you k...
Always used to finish his plate! Finish it!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Always used to finish his plate! Finish it!"
...there's a reason why finishing your plate - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
...there's a reason why finishing your plate
It's 'cause adults are saving us the same size portion as them, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
It's 'cause adults are saving us the same size por...
So when we get a third of the way through, we are full, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
So when we get a third of the way through, we are full,
My mom used to be like, "There's starving kids in Africa." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
My mom used to be like, "There's starving kids in ...
I'd be like, "Yeah, be that may, but if a kid in Africa got - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:20
I'd be like, "Yeah, be that may, but if a kid in A...
Um, anyway, so I had to meet with my dad, uh, his friends, and I was like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:23
Um, anyway, so I had to meet with my dad, uh, his friends, a...
You know, growing up, I heard, like, you know, he always played basketball - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
You know, growing up, I heard, like, you know, he always pla...
I guess the third one still applies kinda, but... yeah. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I guess the third one still applies kinda, but... yeah.
-Um... I just wasn't--" And he's like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
-Um... I just wasn't--" And he's like,
Am I, like, telling you too much stuff?" I was like, "No, it's just, like I said, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
Am I, like, telling you too much stuff?" I was like, &q...
I didn't know he was the coolest guy ever." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
I didn't know he was the coolest guy ever."
A fire truck pulls up. One guy gets out, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
A fire truck pulls up. One guy gets out,
He's like, "I'm gonna secure the area," and then my dad gets out, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
He's like, "I'm gonna secure the area," ...
♪ Never need a bitch I'm what a bitch need ♪ - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:49
♪ Never need a bitch I'm what a bitch need ♪