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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Like, you can't...can't even do yourself. Oof

Like, you can't...
can't even do yourself. Oof

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Like, you can't... can't even do yourself. Oof.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:30
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
Not any-- never again 'cause now I jerk off in the pitch-black. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Not any-- never again 'cause now I jerk off in the pitc...
Phone facedown, you know, 'cause you could get a text, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
Phone facedown, you know, 'cause you could get a text,
But, no, it just-- it bummed me out, like, hearin' all this shit - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
But, no, it just-- it bummed me out, like, hearin' all ...
It's just really sad, you know, 'cause it really affected them, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
It's just really sad, you know, 'cause it really a...
I'm telling. You pieces of shit. Oh, fuck. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I'm telling. You pieces of shit. Oh, fuck.
My friend, uh, that I financially support, uh, had a kid, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
My friend, uh, that I financially support, uh, had a kid,
Yeah, I wasn't exactly ready for it. Uh... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Yeah, I wasn't exactly ready for it. Uh...
He gave me a call. He was all excited. He was like, "Yo, bro. I got great news." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:18
He gave me a call. He was all excited. He was like, "Yo...
I don't think it's very hard at all. No, 'cause all my friends are havin' 'em, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
I don't think it's very hard at all. No, 'cau...
All their complaints are the same. They're like, "Bro, it cries!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:13
All their complaints are the same. They're like, "...
I cry all the time. Eventually, my friends are like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I cry all the time. Eventually, my friends are like,
So that, they say it cries, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
So that, they say it cries,
You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a smaller scale, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
You know, so I don't mind cleaning it up at, like, a sm...
Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Plus, when you clean kids, sometimes you see spots that, lik...
You know? You're like, "Wow, I've never seen my asshole - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
You know? You're like, "Wow, I've never seen ...
Uh, the other day, my, uh, my nephew was like, "Bleh," - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Uh, the other day, my, uh, my nephew was like, "Bleh,&q...
Mushrooms are like... are kinda like being on a roller coaster - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Mushrooms are like... are kinda like being on a roller coast...
This is awesome! I can't believe we're doin' this! Oh, my God!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
This is awesome! I can't believe we're doin' ...
Something weird, uh, happened when I was babysitting, uh, the other day. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Something weird, uh, happened when I was babysitting, uh, th...
Uh, my friend, uh, his son i-is still teething, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Uh, my friend, uh, his son i-is still teething, right?