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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Like I said,guy stuff is very self-explanatory, but if someone ever pulled my pants...

Like I said,
guy stuff is very self-explanatory, but if someone ever pulled my pants down
and just started, like, punching my dick, I wouldn't be like,
"Aw, fuck! I hope she figures it out

Full Transcript

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Like I said, guy stuff is very self-explanatory,
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but if someone ever pulled my pants down and just started, like, punching my dick,
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I wouldn't be like, "Aw, fuck! I hope she figures it out.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:59
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
This is war." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
This is war."
Is this... Is this an assassination attempt?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
Is this... Is this an assassination attempt?"
There's not many words, uh, t-to say what that is, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
There's not many words, uh, t-to say what that is,
Yeah, that's why I wore a suit, you know. 'Cause usually, I don't. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Yeah, that's why I wore a suit, you know. 'Cause u...
But I found a nice lady suit at the Banana Republic, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
But I found a nice lady suit at the Banana Republic,
I have a repertoire now." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I have a repertoire now."
But, yeah, here's something that-- that no-- no guy likes, uh, at all. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
But, yeah, here's something that-- that no-- no guy lik...
Again, I know that's not the best way to say it, but believe it or not, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Again, I know that's not the best way to say it, but be...
So just imagine how horrible the other four were, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So just imagine how horrible the other four were, right?
-Suddenly it's better. Um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
-Suddenly it's better. Um...
So, yeah, you know when they're on top, and they're about to slam it up there? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
So, yeah, you know when they're on top, and they'r...
Yeah. That's what I was sayin'. So you know when you're on top, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Yeah. That's what I was sayin'. So you know when y...
Some-- Some girls, most, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Some-- Some girls, most,
They're just like, "Yeah. Yeah, do you like this?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
They're just like, "Yeah. Yeah, do you like this?&...
It hurts, you know, 'cause you shave or you don't, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
It hurts, you know, 'cause you shave or you don't,
And then you just start, like, rubbing that - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
And then you just start, like, rubbing that
That shit hurts. You're like, "Ooh, you like that?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
That shit hurts. You're like, "Ooh, you like that?...
Feels like you're my mom's weird friend that would do that - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
Feels like you're my mom's weird friend that would...
Everybody'd go upstairs, and he'd be like, "Hey, kid. You ever get an Indian burn?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Everybody'd go upstairs, and he'd be like, "H...