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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

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Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:08
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
I've always wanted that to happen when I was watching a Netflix thing. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I've always wanted that to happen when I was watching a...
So, you know, I wrote a little joke, like, uh, you know, um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So, you know, I wrote a little joke, like, uh, you know, um....
Didn't even think about it, right? Uh, then all of a sudden, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:18
Didn't even think about it, right? Uh, then all of a su...
I think he might have lost his eye in, like, a war or something like that." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
I think he might have lost his eye in, like, a war or someth...
So I go out there, and I try to be mindful, which is hard - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
So I go out there, and I try to be mindful, which is hard
So, like, being mindful is, like, fuckin', ugh, top-of-the-list tough. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
So, like, being mindful is, like, fuckin', ugh, top-of-...
Uh, you know? Not like being mindful, just, like, all-of-a-sudden mindful. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Uh, you know? Not like being mindful, just, like, all-of-a-s...
Like, "Hey!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Like, "Hey!"
Man, that must've been good, son. That's what's up. That's what's up. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Man, that must've been good, son. That's what'...
I'm enjoying that with you - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I'm enjoying that with you
And my buddy told me he might've lost his eye in a war, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
And my buddy told me he might've lost his eye in a war,
So I-I slide out, right? And I do. I do apologize. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
So I-I slide out, right? And I do. I do apologize.
He looks like a hit man in a porno, right?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
He looks like a hit man in a porno, right?"
And then right after, I go, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:16
And then right after, I go,
I don't know how he lost his eye. Could've been in Afghanistan, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I don't know how he lost his eye. Could've been in...
Sorry I don't have fuckin' Dan Crenshaw fuckin' baseball cards - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Sorry I don't have fuckin' Dan Crenshaw fuckin...
He died in Nazi Germany a week after the war - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
He died in Nazi Germany a week after the war
But when we talk about the great General Patton, we say, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
But when we talk about the great General Patton, we say,
It's just easier to say rather than, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
It's just easier to say rather than, like,
It's an expression. Doesn't mean I hate America. Okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
It's an expression. Doesn't mean I hate America. O...