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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

"Peter, Peter, it's a slap.Uh, I'm really sorry. Uh

"Peter, Peter, it's a slap.
Uh, I'm really sorry. Uh

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"Peter, Peter, it's a slap. Uh, I'm really sorry. Uh...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:50
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
It's a good song, and I don't-- I don't even listen to that shit." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
It's a good song, and I don't-- I don't even ...
But yeah. Uh, this is the only thing I didn't like that I got out of it, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
But yeah. Uh, this is the only thing I didn't like that...
Uh, I don't like that she talked all this shit - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Uh, I don't like that she talked all this shit
She was like, "Yeah, it didn't work out, but, like, nice dick." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:14
She was like, "Yeah, it didn't work out, but, like...
Can you imagine if I said that shit? Can you imagine if I was like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Can you imagine if I said that shit? Can you imagine if I wa...
I had to sit there like, "Ah." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I had to sit there like, "Ah."
It just-- I didn't like it because it's just simply not true. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
It just-- I didn't like it because it's just simpl...
I was like, "Huge to you, but small to everyone else. This rocks!" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
I was like, "Huge to you, but small to everyone else. T...
So you ask yourself, you're like, "Why? Then, why, if she knows this information, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
So you ask yourself, you're like, "Why? Then, why,...
Why would she do that? You know? 'Cause to the outside, you're like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Why would she do that? You know? 'Cause to the outside,...
-"Told everybody he has a nice penis." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
-"Told everybody he has a nice penis."
She did that so that-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
She did that so that--
She did that so that every girl that sees my dick for the rest of my life - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
She did that so that every girl that sees my dick for the re...
I didn't even get to enjoy my big dick summer, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I didn't even get to enjoy my big dick summer,
Please stop doing that. I have a family that reads. Stop. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Please stop doing that. I have a family that reads. Stop.
Anyway, uh, we'll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we'll get the fuck out of here. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Anyway, uh, we'll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we'...
-Only time I'll allow cheering for 9/11. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
-Only time I'll allow cheering for 9/11.
My, uh, my-- my dad, he-- he died on 9/11. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
My, uh, my-- my dad, he-- he died on 9/11.
And I was told I had to explain that before I do these jokes, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:12
And I was told I had to explain that before I do these jokes...
When your dad dies, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
When your dad dies,