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They hired and fired you. They're wrong twice.
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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

They hired and fired you.They're wrong twice." -You know? Fuckin'... yeah

They hired and fired you.
They're wrong twice." -You know? Fuckin'... yeah

Full Transcript

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They hired and fired you. They're wrong twice."
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-You know? Fuckin'... yeah.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:40
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
I was like, "You could creep into the back - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I was like, "You could creep into the back
So... I was walking, uh, into his office, just trying to feel better and whatever, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
So... I was walking, uh, into his office, just trying to fee...
And he, uh, looks really confused, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
And he, uh, looks really confused,
Anyway, so he looks very confused, and he's like, "Sit down." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Anyway, so he looks very confused, and he's like, "...
Um, Louis, uh, came in and told me that, uh, you smoke weed." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:12
Um, Louis, uh, came in and told me that, uh, you smoke weed....
The rumors that you have heard ring true." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
The rumors that you have heard ring true."
And then I saw, with his eyes, he kinda looked deflated, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:17
And then I saw, with his eyes, he kinda looked deflated,
I'm really sorry we're having this conversation." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
I'm really sorry we're having this conversation.&q...
You know, it was just, like, awkward for another second, and it was quiet, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:55
You know, it was just, like, awkward for another second, and...
Which, again, is a conversation we have yearly, on a yearly basis. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Which, again, is a conversation we have yearly, on a yearly ...
You know, just like, Louis C.K. doesn't like you, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
You know, just like, Louis C.K. doesn't like you, you k...
One of the best comedians arguably ever, you know, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
One of the best comedians arguably ever, you know,
It just killed me, you know, 'cause, like, why am I even doing stand-up - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:13
It just killed me, you know, 'cause, like, why am I eve...
And I had to, like, sit with that for, like, five years, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
And I had to, like, sit with that for, like, five years, you...
-And then, one glorious morning... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
-And then, one glorious morning...
...I woke up, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:13
...I woke up,
You know what I mean. Like, I didn't want it to happen, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
You know what I mean. Like, I didn't want it to happen,
Let me just tell you how crazy it is to jerk off alone, okay? Um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Let me just tell you how crazy it is to jerk off alone, okay...
So... just, you know, jerking off alone is fuckin' weird. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So... just, you know, jerking off alone is fuckin' weir...
You ever, like, jerk off, and it-- it's taking a long time, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
You ever, like, jerk off, and it-- it's taking a long t...